TK 's definitions

mofu

A way of saying motherfucker that makes more sense than mofo, because the second letter in fuck is a "u" not an "o"

You stupid mofu, you cant even say it right

by tk December 3, 2003

pac-man

One who loves to munch on vagina

Flip is such a pac-man

by TK March 24, 2005

blottowed

Slang term used for getting drunk/shitfaced.

Jesus, did you see how blottowed Janus was last weekend? He pissed in the stairwell.

by TK November 12, 2004

Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world

He knocked me out with that perfect Dick

by TK May 29, 2015

bush

1) An unsightly growth which should be cut as soon as it is publicly noticed (but sometimes isn't).
2) Pubes.

Some tend to say bush is a good thing. Others tend to be right.

by TK March 11, 2005

lapjaw

v. having one's mouth open at all times
n. one who constantly has their mouth open when they are not speaking

a: Are you sure Johnny's allright, he seems pretty spaced out and he's drooling pretty bad
b: Don't worry, he has lapjaw

by TK February 12, 2004

akuma

Japanese word, translates to Devil.

Often used as a nick-handle in IRC, online gaming.

by TK February 8, 2004