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lapjaw

v. having one's mouth open at all times
n. one who constantly has their mouth open when they are not speaking
a: Are you sure Johnny's allright, he seems pretty spaced out and he's drooling pretty bad
b: Don't worry, he has lapjaw
by TK February 12, 2004
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belch

what happens when you eat ice cream and drink a beer. tastes good, smells better. usually a loud sound created by pressurized gas escaping through the asophagus creating a melodic sound.
that belch killed the dog!
by tk October 27, 2003
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sabado caliente

n. after a heavy night of drinking on friday night, getting out of the house and into a bar before 2pm the next day.
-- often results in blacking out by sundown.
"how was your weekend"
"passed out on a curb at6pm on saturday"
"sabado caliente eh?"
"indeed"
by TK February 27, 2004
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xp

Micro$ofts latest rip but wildly available for FREE if you know where to look. Get the latest copy and disable all the junk.
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Billly!
by TK June 6, 2004
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manya quinn

I wish I could have manya
by TK August 21, 2003
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Perfect Dick

The dick you hope your girlfriend never finds if it's not yours. This penis is the absolute perfect length, girth, and color for her vagina.. It hits all the right places and there is only ever one perfect dick for each girl in the world
He knocked me out with that perfect Dick
by TK May 29, 2015
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manboobs

Manboobs are when a man has saggy titties and looks as if he has never entered the gym. His body probably looks 50 years older than his real age.
Damn Terry, you got manboobs.
by TK May 19, 2004
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