THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

big O

1. an orgasm, a sexual climax

2. opium

Once I reach the big O, there is no turning back.

by The Return Of Light Joker November 26, 2007

50/50

equally or fairly shared

After they determined what the prize was worth, they split it 50/50.

by The Return of Light Joker August 28, 2009

Kentucky waterfall

a hairstyle that is short in front and long in the back, a mullet

Who needs a Kentucky waterfall when you are looking for a job?

by The Return of Light Joker July 4, 2010

McScience

the unethical commercial exploitation of science, such as mischaracterization of a study's results in exchange for large grants from corporate sponsors

The claim that global warming is a hoax is a blatant example of McScience.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2011

double talk

deceptive speech designed to mean something that it does not explicitly say

Lay off the double talk already.

by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2008

hell-bent

very determined, recklessly eager

She is hell-bent on finding him and seducing him.

by The Return Of Light Joker January 4, 2008

Jailhouse lawyer

A prisoner who has not practice law or had any legal training, but is disposed to a lengthy discussion of his legal rights and those of other inmates

He's always has something to complain about. He's such a jailhouse lawyer.

by The Return of Light Joker June 22, 2009