equipment

the male genitals, the penis, scrotum and testicles

He claims his equipment was slimy because he didn't ejaculate very far, but he probable does not wash enough and has crotch cheese.

by The Return of Light Joker December 05, 2009

armchair general

a person who speaks authoritatively but not convincingly on topics that they have no practical experience with, (especially applied to advocates of war)

This armchair general gets on the soap box every day now.

by The Return of Light Joker September 21, 2010

mom jeans

unflattering woman's jeans worn slightly above the navel in a manner that accentuates flat buttocks

Don't wear mom jeans to the family reunion, it'll embarrass my aunt.

by The Return of Light Joker May 10, 2010

lambaste

1. to strike someone or something hard

2. to detest, to disparage strongly

I am going to lambaste that fucker.

by The Return of Light Joker January 03, 2008

chitlins

chitterlings, a food made of fried pig intestines(often regarded as characteristically eaten by black people and in the southern United States)

Looks like someone has been cooking a pot of chitlins.

by The Return of Light Joker March 11, 2008

on the rocks

1. in a ruined condition

2. poured over ice(usually said of alcoholic beverages)

The global economy may be on the rocks, but that does not seem to have stopped anyone from enjoying a scotch on the rocks.

by The Return of Light Joker March 10, 2009

macaca

originally a racial slur used by Belgian Congolese to refer to native (black) Congolese, it became infamous after Virgina senator George Allen used it in reference a to a U.S. citizen of Indian (meaning from India) decent filming his campaign for a rival politician(from macaque a genre of monkeys)

He called the guy Macaca and blew all his chances at politics.

by The Return of Light Joker September 12, 2008