who's on first

the most basic of facts (from Who's on First?, a confusing comedy routine that was done by Bud Abbott and Lou Costello)

Apparently, most politicians don't even know who's on first about citizenship.

by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2009

Legoland

an urban or suburban area characterized by square edges and extreme regularity (from the chain of Lego themed amusement parks)

How the hell did I get stuck working in this Legoland.

by The Return of Light Joker November 19, 2011

jack with

to mess with someone or something

Some drugs can really jack with your brain.

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2011

microskirt

a very short skirt(even shorter than a miniskirt)

How can you wear a microskirt in the middle of winter?

by The Return of Light Joker April 9, 2008

country club

pertaining to wealthy people and things that characterize them
(from the term for private, exclusive, recreational sporting clubs)

Don't even bother with those, isolationist, country club types.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2011

itchy feet

the desire to travel

He had itchy feet, but couldn't leave due to the state of emergency.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2011

kneecap

1. to shoot someone in the kneecap

2. to stifle someone or something

They were arrested after they were caught attempting to kneecap a homeless man and now face a trial for assault.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2008