THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

equipment

the male genitals, the penis, scrotum and testicles

He claims his equipment was slimy because he didn't ejaculate very far, but he probable does not wash enough and has crotch cheese.

by The Return of Light Joker December 4, 2009

red eye

1. a cup of coffee with an extra shot of expresso

2. an airline flight, especially one from coast to coast, that
begins late at night and ends in the morning.

3. cheap, strong whiskey.

I bet he's going for a red eye.

by The Return of Light Joker January 4, 2011

ammo

1. ammunition

2. info that can be used in a campaign or debate

3. toilet paper

We need more ammo again.

by The Return of Light Joker October 9, 2009

mash note

a flattering letter or note offering or proposing sex

I'm tired of those mash notes she sends.

by The Return of Light Joker February 6, 2009

kangaroo

to convict someone with false evidence

They tried to kangaroo him with a forged confession.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009

avoid like the plague

evade someone or something at all cost

If you see her avoid her like the plague. (example of avoid like the plague)

by The Return of Light Joker December 7, 2009

out of gas

exhausted, worn out

Man, am I out of gas.

by The Return of Light Joker June 12, 2009