jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

shine it

Argumentation terminology: a negative response; to tell someone to 'forget it' or that you will not do it; to suggest that instead of acting on another's request, one suggests the requester should go briskly rub the uppermost portion of his maleness, preferably somewhere else.

"Hey, why don't you buy this really expensive software from me?"

"Go shine it."

by the Pope February 24, 2005

butts

1. Used gigarette or cigar ends, the part of the cigarette or cigar that either contains the filter or becomes too hot to hold, and cannot be smoked.

2. Cigarettes, smoked or unsmoked, usually in the process of being smoked.

1. The plant had since died, and smokers had filled the plant-holder with butts.

2. The students stood outside of the door, making small-talk and killing butts, despite the NO SMOKING sign that glared down from all outside doors.

by the pope June 11, 2004

WP

Whiney P*ssy

Needs no explanation.

by The Pope May 13, 2003

toss the salad

To perform the act of eating out an asshole, usually in prison, with either jelly or syrup.

Interviewer: What do you do to the new guys, you know, the fresh meat.

Inmate: I make those bitches toss my salad.

by the Pope October 05, 2004

Mass-hole

Offensive slang for someone who comes from Massatcheusetts.

Slow down man, you're driving like a mass-hole!

by the pope June 06, 2004

shank

1. Dry, flaky, poor-quality marijuana, usually with seeds and stems.

2. Anything which is of extremely poor quality, poorly make, an expired prodouct.

1. I need water! This is some goddamn shank weed. Augh, my throat.

2. This is one shank-ass van, look at that rust hole in the floor-board!

by the pope June 08, 2004