T-BONE's definitions

Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

by T-Bone June 30, 2004

live forever

Song by Oasis. One of the best songs ever written.

Live Forever is one of the best songs ever written.

by T-Bone March 22, 2005

Butt Gravy

When you have been on a drunken bender for weeks and your girlfriend rims you and you blow a huge mucusey wet fart on her is my definition of butt gravy.

"sop up my butt gravy with some of that rustic french bread you got at the store honey"

by t-bone February 4, 2004

T-Bonin'

This is a more specific instance of standard bonin' where one of the parties involved is named T-Bone.

Last night I was T-Bonin' Liz for nearly 3 minutes!

by T-Bone February 26, 2004

Bill O'Reilly

Douchbag. Twat. Sissy cunt.

Bill O'Reilly is a douchbag.

by T-Bone January 11, 2005

stallown3d

The dawning of realization that Sylvester Stallone is King and you are worthless in comparison, deserving nothing more than to miserably exist while wallowing in your own filth.

You Got Stallown3d! Bitch.

by T-bone April 7, 2005

Slay-up

A reference to the 20th century Slovokian Slayer who maimed his victims with tire irons.
A call to arms.

They broke into my house, now im gonna call up some homeboys and we're gonna slay-up

by T-Bone October 28, 2003