corn Cake

shit, crap, Deuce, the old Number 2

After eating Mexican food, Magnum had to drop a corn cake

by T-bone October 28, 2004

Slay-up

A reference to the 20th century Slovokian Slayer who maimed his victims with tire irons.
A call to arms.

They broke into my house, now im gonna call up some homeboys and we're gonna slay-up

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

buffcoat

to fart out of ones dick;
a fart that comes out of a dick;

possibly resulting from a reverse blow-job, or serious constipation

"She queefed in my face so i retaliated with a mighty buffcoat."

"My buffcoat filled the room with the winds of my urethra."

by T-bone April 07, 2004

Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

by T-Bone July 01, 2004

blunt guts

the tobacco which is removed from a cigar when rolling a blunt

The inside of a Dutch Master cigar.

by T-BONE April 05, 2004

quill

shocking. Causing pain as well as consternation.

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.

"It's cold outside!" "I guarantee it!"

by T-Bone February 12, 2004