T Hizzle's definitions

kill

Slang term that is heard commonly all over California, and is used in the smoking community to describe marijuana that is very physically dense and extremely potent.

Even a ten sack of that kill is enough to pass around and get you faded.

by T Hizzle February 18, 2007

televangelist

A shameless person on television that asks you to reach for God by reaching for your wallet.

Televangelist's spiel with minimal bullshit:


Are you lost on the path of righteousness? Do you believe you have failed yourself and others? God forgives you for fucking up your life. Now all I need is a few thousand dollars of your hard earned money, which you don't have to spend right now but in your spare time, so that your sins are square with the Lord.

by T Hizzle June 5, 2005

the dark side

A term inspired by the movie Mallrats, used to refer to a person that is frequently stoned from smoking marijuana, while also making an allusion to the dark side of the force in Star Wars.

Kevin tends to forget stuff and is often eating all of my food. He must be another victim of the dark side...

by T Hizzle June 5, 2005

memo

A playful term taken from the movie Office Space, usually in a sarcastic attempt to remind someone of irrelevant information.

There was a boat show on Saturday. Didn't you get that memo?

by T Hizzle June 2, 2005

computer

Man's famous tool for emulating God.

You can do pretty much anything you want with a computer, like God, but the computer also has free will, God's gift to humans, so it could suddenly crash if it wanted to.

by T Hizzle June 1, 2005

next

What you say to anything so idiotic and appalling that it should be ignored and forgotten, even if it's simply something you would rather not hear.

Phil: I just got done taking a piss...

Josh: Next.

by T Hizzle May 24, 2005

F.U.C.K.

One of those made up acronyms that means Forcination Under Consent of the King, which was to be posted on the doors of those lower class couples in some hella old English period that wished to engage in sexual intercourse outside of the sanctity of marriage or will to conceive.

Great news! We got our F.U.C.K. and we're good to go fuck.

by T Hizzle May 3, 2005