Male version of PMS. DSB- deadly sperm back-up, caused by not getting laid make men miserable and bitchy like women get when they suffer from PMS.
by t June 30, 2004

Short for 'Can I Be In Beta', often in reference to the constant 'pick me pick me, I'm *qualified*' type questions that spring up on forums and message boards during invite only betas.
person1: yea dev1, I had a really cool desert called blahblah when I went out to dinner tonight. Did you see that sports game on tv too? I watched it from the bar.
person2: I think I am quite qualified to be in the beta...
person3: I want the beta so bad
dev1: yea did you see the part where so and so scored that goal?
Person2: I have helped run a Game server, have a good vid card, good at bug hunting, etc.
person4 hands out CIBIB pins to everyone disrupting things and chasing dev1 off.
person2: I think I am quite qualified to be in the beta...
person3: I want the beta so bad
dev1: yea did you see the part where so and so scored that goal?
Person2: I have helped run a Game server, have a good vid card, good at bug hunting, etc.
person4 hands out CIBIB pins to everyone disrupting things and chasing dev1 off.
by t January 07, 2006

by T September 22, 2003

Someone who spams forums with pictures and comments that nobody cares about.
Used in a sentence as insult:
"Mikey, You are such a fucking Smacktard!"
Used in a sentence as insult:
"Mikey, You are such a fucking Smacktard!"
by T June 21, 2004

Wai-wai!! I won the lottery, waaaaai!
by T May 24, 2006

I ate some bad oysters yesterday and woke up the screaming mimis. I thought my colon was going to fall out.
by t June 29, 2004

by T May 26, 2003
