T's definitions

basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

by T June 5, 2003

nards of doom

Big swinging balls that try to knock you into the swill water on MXC.

Oh no Vic, he got hit by the nards of doom.

by t September 7, 2004

faparous

Someone who masturbates a lot.

My mom called me a faparous after she caught me jizzing all over the cat.

by T March 25, 2004

Llammmmmmmmmmaplazzacheezeit

An animal that is not fictional and exits in Mexico. It is a mix of a Llama and a frog. It is yellow and it's legs are green and slimey and the yellow parts of it are furry. It can sit, stand, and bark occasionaly. It doesn't poop and it likes to parrrrrtay.

Cassie: "Oh my goshness! Look, it is a Llammmmmmmmmmaplazzacheezeit!"
T: "HOLY SHIT!"

by T February 22, 2005

granof

1. (noun) A action that is generally accepted to be moronic or generally awful

2. (noun) A terrible name for a hero character

3. (verb) To go wrong or fail in some way

4 (noun) Used as an insult

1.he did another granof today, he wouldn't share his chips with that me because he said I was too fat.

2. The great and mighty Granof

3. This computer's granoffed completely, it won't even turn on

4. You utter granof

by t March 9, 2005

Float

To finish something. To get the job done. Originated from To Float a Keg witch means to finish, or empty, the keg of its contents.

1. Lets all work together and float this job so we can go home and relax.
2. I do not want to talk about it anymore. This conversation is floated.

by T October 6, 2004

blootered

Intoxicated with liquor

Had too many vodkas and was blootered pretty quickly.

by T July 15, 2002