T's definitions

daboogadi

Ghetto slang for "whose book is this".

Ghetto dude notices a book on a table and asks, "dabooagdi?".

by t May 26, 2004

Morning Missle

An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.

I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rented mule.

by t June 30, 2004

Shooter McGaven

when a guy blows his load before a chick even touches him.

by T February 18, 2003

cock goblin

In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.

Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.

See ass clown

I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.

Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!

by T November 30, 2004

antiboner

Shrinkage of the penis.

I got out of the pool and had major antiboner.

by t July 21, 2004

couch tour

aka couch surfing, bum ride, pulling a Henry Miller, relying on the kindness of strangers. A couch tour is a method of obtaining free room and board by which a person, often referred to as a couch surfer, freeloader, or house spook, overstays his welcome at a succession of homes, often mistakenly believing that his nonexistent charm earns him this right.

Brad maintains that he was the third roommate at the green house on Clifton, but Brian and Ali say he was simply doing a couch tour.

by T March 15, 2005

grayte

something that is not great

person 1: sorry i just dented your car
person 2: well grayte

by t August 3, 2004