DIYBJ

Acronym for Do It Yourself Blow Job.
Describes the act of pleasuring oneself and/or the next to impossible ability to perform self fellatio.

Ho: Have you seen Pete?
John: Nada. Hes probably working on his DIYBJ again.

DIYBJ by Swampybaby January 2, 2018

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diyajal

Your mom

Diyajal: "Your mom"

diyajal by anonymous November 23, 2021

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diyb

dig in yo butt, it means to diyb, commonly seen in diybt, which means dig in yo butt twin

"can i dig in yo butt twin" - spongebob
"hell yeah twin!" - squidward.
Spongebob then digged in his butt, like a twin
"dig in yo butt, it means to diyb, commonly seen in diybt, which means dig in yo butt twin"

diyb by hgsaui9shr July 19, 2025

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diyb

dig in yo butt, or, diyb - dig in yo butt twin

"can i dig in yo butt twinalin?" - spongebob squarepants
"hell yeah brobadobadingdong!" - squidward
"dig in yo butt, or, diyb - dig in yo butt twin"

diyb by hgsaui9shr July 19, 2025

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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