DWDP

Down with double penetration. A female (or male) who is okay with having too penises in her/his body at the same time
Grant: YOOO man Alice was great last night!!!
JP: Yea i know man!!! I can't believe she was DWDP!!!
Grant: DWDP?
JP: You know. Down with double penetration.
Grant: Oh yea. I mean its not a big deal though. Its kind of her job.
by Swag Master Cloud August 18, 2010
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He Folked it!

An exclamation used to show anger or being upset when somebody fucks something up when it looked like you were so close to succeeding. Usually a team thing. Derived from Nick Folk, the awful kicker for the Jets.
Jim: Steve and I were up till 2:30 but our presentation is really good! Right Steve?!?!
Steve: Oh shit I forgot it!

Jim: Wow you just Folked it didn't you...
Steve: I'm sorry!
Jim: I can't believe he Folked it!
Jack: I know what a scrub
by Swag Master Cloud November 30, 2010
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swag champion

Noun: Essentially a champion of swag. Someone who is victorious in all contests regarding levels of "swag". They will also dress appropriately for the role, often sporting fur/leopard print. Association with copious amounts of fine ladies is also a vital component. A true swag champion also never addresses himself as such, but will rather respond to compliment by saying something profound and walking away with some sexy bitches by his side.
Paige: Who is that cute guy over there?
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame
by Swag Master Cloud May 13, 2014
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SST

Scenario Specific Term: A term or acronym you use almost never because it describes something in such high detail. Most people acquire various SSTs but maybe get to use them once if they are lucky. Known to clutter minds of those who pay far too much attention to science or anything that overuses abbreviations.
John: My baby has an ELBW
Harry: Okay well what could that possibly mean.
John: Come on, its a term we learned in health class. It means Extremely Low Birth Weight.
Harry: When could anybody ever use that SST?
John: Oh you mean Scenario Specific Term? Well... right now?
Harry: I hope you enjoyed it. I don't think you'll ever use that one again.

Dae Quanne: I'm reading and astronomy magazine... what in god's name is an AO4ELT?
Jerry: That is what we call Adaptive Optics for Extremely Large Telescopes.
Dae Quanne: So basically just a major SST?
Jerry: What's an SST?
by Swag Master Cloud August 17, 2010
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Stoning

The act of beating someone with Keystone Lights after they have committed a party foul. Keystones can be thrown or put into a sock in order to beat the party fouler but its standard that at least 10 Keystones are used to inflict sufficient damage.
Marcus: Holy crap! What happened to Jack?
James: He spilt his beer so we immediately Stoned him.
Marcus: What is stoning?
James: We beat him with Keystones.
Marcus: Oh that would explain the blood.
by Swag Master Cloud August 12, 2011
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SMS

Grant: Want to hang out later?
Robert: Nah i gotta SMS.
Grant: You're texting someone?
Robert: No man, Shit, Masturbate, Shower.
Grant: Ohhh so you're just gay
by Swag Master Cloud February 20, 2011
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Girth Challenge

A challenge consisting of one brave lad trying to chug a rack of Keystone Lights up is anus. This task is very challenging and few have succeeded.

This challenge directly tests your girth for example, someone who can do the challenge and survive has incredible girth.
Jack: Oh no what happened to grant?
James: I gave him the Girth challenge and he couldn't take it.
Jack: Thats awful will he be okay?
James: probably not, he had pretty weak girth.
by Swag Master Cloud August 07, 2011
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