neckcar

so-called "sport" of going to a NASCAR race and gettin' drunk, eatin' corndogs, and fornicating with a trailer park skank behind the stands
Neckcar got a diverse fan base. It has equal parts white trash, rednecks, and crackers!
by Super Guy May 12, 2004
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moor

"Moor" is a term used in Medieval Europe. A moor is a Muslim from Africa. Most moors were from northern Africa (Morroco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya & Egypt) and were olive-skinned with Mediterranean or Coptic features. Many moors were dark-skinned with African features.
The term "Moor" is no longer in use. The only modern use I can think of is in the play "Othello."
by Super Guy March 11, 2004
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texas death match

In a texas death match:
1) there is no disqualification;
2) pin/falls count anywhere in the building; and
3) a wrestler has to touch all four ring posts in order for a pin/fall or submission to count.
by Super Guy February 04, 2004
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high school hero

a guy with a shitty job and no life in his twenties who dwells on how good his life was in high school
"I loved Taft High. I scored in every football game. Then I scored with the ladies!" -- typical high school hero quote
by Super Guy March 10, 2004
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naked time

the period of the day in which i wear no clothes whatsoever
naked time is fun especially when there are other people present
by Super Guy May 11, 2004
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sports guy

"Sports Guy" thinks that he is a great athlete in his chosen sport. For example, he plays every pick-up basketball game as if it was the NBA playoffs. The reality is that he got no game!
Listen, loser, this is a company softball game, not the World Series. Of course we want to win, but in the grand scheme of things THIS GAME DOES NOT MATTER! Don't give yourself a heart attack worrying about it. And anyway, my 82-year-old grandmother got a better batting average than you, loser!
by Super Guy March 23, 2004
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