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tiger hand

Little known defense in the game of "rock, scissors, paper". It is made by aiming the open palm of your hand at your opponent and curling the fingers to represent claws. The defense of tiger hand beats paper, but is defeated by both rock (which crushes tiger hand) and scissors (which stab tiger hand).
..Tiger hand claws paper, I win.
by Super Gerbil July 15, 2004
mugGet the tiger handmug.

PETA Force

A militant off-shoot of the animal activist group, PETA.
Dr. Johnson was quite upset after the PETA Force broke into his lab and took Mr. Jingles the chimp as their hostage.
by Super Gerbil September 7, 2004
mugGet the PETA Forcemug.

jibber-jabber

1. n. Incoherent or unintelligable speech; has it's origins from the word gibberish
2. adj. Word used to describe incoherent speech
3. v. To speak inchoherently
Bob: Did you understand what that theory meant?
Dave: No, I dont understand quantum mechanics, so it all sounded like jibber-jabber to me.
by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004
mugGet the jibber-jabbermug.

rep

1. Short for representative
2. Short for reputation
1. Oh no, it's the same sales rep that came by last week. Everyone hide before he makes us buy things!

2. Everyone shops at Bob's store because he has a good rep around town.
by Super Gerbil August 18, 2004
mugGet the repmug.

COTA

Council Of Time Assesment.
Organization responsible for the accusation of tardy behaviour. COTA members are often found in schools, the work place, airport terminals, and coffee houses.
Bob: Gosh, Im sorry Im late boss. I had a flat tire and then my daughter shows up and...

Men in grey suits show up: Mr. Bob Hinkleby? We're with COTA and have determined that you are, as of now, 27 minutes and 14.068 seconds late. Im afraid that you will have to come with us to...

Frank: My god! It's COTA members! Run, run for your lively hood!
by Super Gerbil October 21, 2004
mugGet the COTAmug.

10 feet

The length of the pole which is sometimes used to touch unsightly or repugnant objects and/or people
Bubba: I wouldnt touch that girl with a 10 foot pole.

Fred: Youre right Bubba. 10 feet aint a big enough distance. Them cooties she's got can jump further than that.
by Super Gerbil June 27, 2004
mugGet the 10 feetmug.

Penis with ears

A name humorously given to someone who would be refered to as a dick head. Usually reserved for people with large ears.
Bob's girlfriend told him that he was nothing but a penis with ears.
by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004
mugGet the Penis with earsmug.

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