Super Gerbil's definitions

COTA

Council Of Time Assesment.
Organization responsible for the accusation of tardy behaviour. COTA members are often found in schools, the work place, airport terminals, and coffee houses.

Bob: Gosh, Im sorry Im late boss. I had a flat tire and then my daughter shows up and...

Men in grey suits show up: Mr. Bob Hinkleby? We're with COTA and have determined that you are, as of now, 27 minutes and 14.068 seconds late. Im afraid that you will have to come with us to...

Frank: My god! It's COTA members! Run, run for your lively hood!

by Super Gerbil October 21, 2004

PETA Force

A militant off-shoot of the animal activist group, PETA.

Dr. Johnson was quite upset after the PETA Force broke into his lab and took Mr. Jingles the chimp as their hostage.

by Super Gerbil September 7, 2004

jibber-jabber

1. n. Incoherent or unintelligable speech; has it's origins from the word gibberish
2. adj. Word used to describe incoherent speech
3. v. To speak inchoherently

Bob: Did you understand what that theory meant?
Dave: No, I dont understand quantum mechanics, so it all sounded like jibber-jabber to me.

by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004

rep

1. Short for representative
2. Short for reputation

1. Oh no, it's the same sales rep that came by last week. Everyone hide before he makes us buy things!

2. Everyone shops at Bob's store because he has a good rep around town.

by Super Gerbil August 18, 2004

greenhorn

Someone who is unfamiliar with, or is new at a concept. Someone who is alien to a particular way of life.

The old mountain man is often bothered by the greenhorns that live close to him.

by Super Gerbil July 17, 2004

windows update

Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight

Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.

Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.

Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha

Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...

by Super Gerbil October 29, 2003

good lord

1. An expression of excitement, amazement, or bewilderment.

2. Casual name for the Abrahamic god

1. Good lord! There's a UFO landing in my driveway!

2. According to the minister, the Good Lord is always watching out for us.

by Super Gerbil July 16, 2004