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The Magic Mushrooms 

A relatively obscure mid sixties psychedelic rock band, which recorded only one album, featuring "It's A Happening" and "Let the Rain Be Me."

The band joins such others as HP Lovecraft and The Lemon Drops in this area of music.

Also amanita muscaria, a type of hallucinogenic northern mushroom containing high levels of muscimol, which causes euphoria and hallucinations when ingested.
The magic mushrooms I listened to made me happy, but the ones I ate made me happier.

HP Lovecraft 

A psychedelic rock band that was active during the sixties, producing several albums. Their work includes "Mobius Trip," perhaps their most popular song, as well as a modest number of bootleg live recordings.

HP Lovecraft is also a bestselling macabre literature autgghor from the earlier days of the 20th century.
HP Lovecraft makes some bizarre music.
HP Lovecraft by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
The other definitions of emo are all made by wankers.

I'm tired of seeing entries either saying all emos are self harming and self obsessed bastards or that they're perfectly normal and all a bunch of fucking lovable people.

Fact is, they're just like every other sorry-ass clique; some of them are cool and some of them suck more dick than a gay pedophile in a preschool bathroom.
Emo: We're normal!
Emo Hater: Emos all suck!
Person with common sense: Some emos are pieces of shit, and some emos are perfectly alright!
Emo by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009

Colin Newman 

The lead singer of the late seventies, early eighties punk band "Wire." Who went solo in the eighties to produce several albums, including the moderately successful song "Alone" which appeared on the soundtrack to "Silence of the Lambs."
Colin Newman by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009

Vaseline 

The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.
Last night I was depressed, but half a container of vaseline and I felt fine!
Vaseline by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
The most annoying and useless people on the Earth.

While many groups of people such as nerds, hippies and punks try to change the world for the better through activism and technology, preps spend nine tenths of their time looking down upon others, using their typically upper class parents to buy them things which make others envious.

However, don't worry about them too much; since they tend to drink heavily and go to shitty colleges, many preps find themselves unable to function in society and end up working for their parents, who are generally lawyers or self employed salespeople. Their more worthy parents wind up hating them and they take up jobs at IHOP or Walmart and get old and hideous.

Their idols are generally as shallow as they are, and include any boy band they can find, and typically STD infested sluts like Hannah Montana and Miley Ray Cyrus.

Young preps tend to watch High School Musical; older preps can't afford a TV.

They tend to be Republicans, and pretend to be devout Christians, while drinking more than the average Irish Catholic minister.
Nerd: Audrey and her friends are such preps I wish they would die.
Hippie: Yeah but she'll be working night shift at McDonalds in five years once I graduate from UVM and you get out of Yale.
Punk: Hey forget her ass, let's go burn down the army navy store.
Preps by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009

Charles Manson 

An innocent man who is suffering in jail because society in the sixties thought LSD could control your mind, and because he refuses to acknowledge that he did anything wrong... which makes sense since the "crime" he supposedly committed was commited while he was miles away.
Charles Manson was a thief and vandal, but never killed anyone. So much for the DA's testimony!
Charles Manson by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009