The most annoying and useless people on the Earth.
While many groups of people such as nerds, hippies and punks try to change the world for the better through activism and technology, preps spend nine tenths of their time looking down upon others, using their typically upper class parents to buy them things which make others envious.
However, don't worry about them too much; since they tend to drink heavily and go to shitty colleges, many preps find themselves unable to function in society and end up working for their parents, who are generally lawyers or self employed salespeople. Their more worthy parents wind up hating them and they take up jobs at IHOP or Walmart and get old and hideous.
Their idols are generally as shallow as they are, and include any boy band they can find, and typically STD infested sluts like Hannah Montana and Miley Ray Cyrus.
Young preps tend to watch High School Musical; older preps can't afford a TV.
They tend to be Republicans, and pretend to be devout Christians, while drinking more than the average Irish Catholic minister.
While many groups of people such as nerds, hippies and punks try to change the world for the better through activism and technology, preps spend nine tenths of their time looking down upon others, using their typically upper class parents to buy them things which make others envious.
However, don't worry about them too much; since they tend to drink heavily and go to shitty colleges, many preps find themselves unable to function in society and end up working for their parents, who are generally lawyers or self employed salespeople. Their more worthy parents wind up hating them and they take up jobs at IHOP or Walmart and get old and hideous.
Their idols are generally as shallow as they are, and include any boy band they can find, and typically STD infested sluts like Hannah Montana and Miley Ray Cyrus.
Young preps tend to watch High School Musical; older preps can't afford a TV.
They tend to be Republicans, and pretend to be devout Christians, while drinking more than the average Irish Catholic minister.
Nerd: Audrey and her friends are such preps I wish they would die.
Hippie: Yeah but she'll be working night shift at McDonalds in five years once I graduate from UVM and you get out of Yale.
Punk: Hey forget her ass, let's go burn down the army navy store.
Hippie: Yeah but she'll be working night shift at McDonalds in five years once I graduate from UVM and you get out of Yale.
Punk: Hey forget her ass, let's go burn down the army navy store.
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Fronted by Nikolas Schreck and three others, two of which left in the late 80s and were replaced by Schreck's wife, Zeena Lavey (Daughter of Anton Lavey.)
The band released three albums and a collection of solo tracks.
The band ceased in 1992, and two former members formed the band "Symphony of Terror."
Fronted by Nikolas Schreck and three others, two of which left in the late 80s and were replaced by Schreck's wife, Zeena Lavey (Daughter of Anton Lavey.)
The band released three albums and a collection of solo tracks.
The band ceased in 1992, and two former members formed the band "Symphony of Terror."
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Come on people don't be airheads.
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Man 2: I know, I went to a concert and shit in a soda can so I could slop the filthy mix on my face and make out with my transvestite girlfriends.
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