Seed Sharing

{ceed cher-ing} verb, 1. sexual intercourse
Wow, look at her tits...I'd like to get down to some serious seed sharing with her!
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009
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Voconstable

{voh-kahn-stah-bull} noun, 1. A person that corrects the mis-pronounciation, mis-spelling and/or mis-application of a word in speech, print or signing
The voconstable corrected me by pointing out that it's prodigious, not prodiginous.

The voconstable quickly denounced our use of the word "Spanglish"... it's just plain wrong!
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009
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Jake-Brake

{jayk-brayk} noun, 1. A person that interferes and/or prevents a hit or pick-up 2. A cock-blocker (us. female)
No I didn't get her number - the frickin' jake-brake pulled her out to the dance floor just when I started talking to her.

Damn, the jake-brake told her that I was married.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 15, 2009
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Counter Fuck

{cown-ter fuhk} noun, 1. sexual intercourse outside of a relationship as retaliation for a partner's cheating or other infidelities 2. the person with which one has the counter fuck intercourse
I think she should counter fuck him. That'll teach him not to cheat.

He cheated on her last week so she's on a mission to find a counter fuck.

Check it out, there goes his counter fuck.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does October 10, 2009
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Dumphus

{dum-fuss} noun, 1. A person that is extraordinarily stupid 2. A person that is socially inept, especially with regard to the opposite sex 3. A silly person - to the point of being revolting.
Dumphus actually thinks that "Chicken-of-the-Sea" is chicken.

Dumphus ain't no operator - he tried to get her number by talking about his remote control helicopters!

Dumphus eats his/her snot and licks his balls/twat regularly.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 15, 2009
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Bookerd

{book-rd} adjective, 1. the condition of being highly intoxicated 2. fubared
That guy is bookerd.

She planned on getting bookerd. Now she's paying for it with a hangover from hell.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009
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Cum Killer

{kum keeler} noun, 1. Anything that brings intercourse to a non-climactic end and completely kills any and all sex drive/desire 2. A person that starts crying and/or becomes overly needy, emotional, contemplative and/or somber during intercourse
That shotgun blast to my ass was a real cum killer.

Her nasty fart was a real cum killer.

She's a real cum killer - all of a sudden she started to sob while we were shagging.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009
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