by Stuart May 16, 2004
Any flashy, expensive, and/or fast car that a man uses to make up for his small cock. Penis cars can also have big rims, big sound systems, expensive interier, and so on. Ferraris, Bugattis, Corvettes, Porsches, Dodge Vipers, Lamborghinis and Hummers are all penis cars. If you have a penis car, you should trade it in for a mid-size truck, but not a huge on as huge trucks are also penis cars. owners of penis cars are usually caught wearing tight jeans, white cowboy hats and American flag button down shirts.
Man #1: Hey girl, check out my hot new Vette. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Cristal.
Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.
Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.
Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.
Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.
by stuart June 09, 2005
To gain, usually entrance to a restricted area or club, or some material good, through confidence trickery or cheekiness. Lying is also acceptable.
by Stuart April 27, 2004
by Stuart September 10, 2003
Procedure taken when it is easier to break people off into autonomous groups rather than attempt any sort of compromise, understand, or advancement of society. Often politically advantageous due to appealing to small minds, and exaggerates all previous issues that led to the segregation in the first place.
People of different colours are rape and pillage our towns and detroy our moral culture, so we should use segregation to keep them away from us. Note the idiocy of such a claim
by Stuart October 11, 2003
A deacent school on the Tennessi River in Chatanooga, Tennessi. Has better atletics than Baylor schoo, but Baylor wins on academics. I'm going to mccallie for sixth grade, but my brother went to Baylor. They're both excelent schools so everyone just stop talking shit about them. Poeple like that should be blasted to hell! By the way, The Dell guy went to McCallie but later got arrested for smoking pot. Also, Baylor has a larger. prettier campase but McCallie is more technologically advanced.
Retard #1: Baylor has ugly girls and they suck balls.
Retard #2: McCallie takes it up the ass all day since it is a all boys school. they enjoy sucking cock.
Me: Go fuck yourselves!!!
Retard #2: McCallie takes it up the ass all day since it is a all boys school. they enjoy sucking cock.
Me: Go fuck yourselves!!!
by stuart May 02, 2005
"I don't know where to buy my computer from"
"Have a look on the Pojangonet"
It is now widley used by those who know it, but for many other purposes.
As a sign of frustration
"OH Pojango"
Often if someone can't think of a word they will use Pojango in it's place
"You know that thing, the erm....erm....Pojango"
If something is high or drunk
"That guy is Pojangoed"
"that guy is out of his Pojango"
I'm sure this word will ecumulate more and more definitions by the day which is why it makes a truly, truley Pojango of a word!!
"Have a look on the Pojangonet"
It is now widley used by those who know it, but for many other purposes.
As a sign of frustration
"OH Pojango"
Often if someone can't think of a word they will use Pojango in it's place
"You know that thing, the erm....erm....Pojango"
If something is high or drunk
"That guy is Pojangoed"
"that guy is out of his Pojango"
I'm sure this word will ecumulate more and more definitions by the day which is why it makes a truly, truley Pojango of a word!!
by Stuart February 04, 2005