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you are gay

Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!

Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.
Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.
by stu April 5, 2005
mugGet the you are gaymug.

Zid

one who is in harmony with the tendecies of ziddy.
The zids drove across the lawn, fingers twisting, hazards blaring, and overflowing with tendency.
by stu April 4, 2004
mugGet the Zidmug.

leto

by Stu January 17, 2005
mugGet the letomug.

skeez

A spaz in the most hyper, energetic, loserly sense of the word.
by Stu March 26, 2005
mugGet the skeezmug.

small bean regarder

a dirty paedophile who likes to indulge in molesting malnourished and underdeveloped clits, belonging to small girls
you sick bastard, get your hand off of that baby's vaj u small bean regarder
by Stu February 7, 2004
mugGet the small bean regardermug.

18 Wheeler

Big ass truck. Y'know, one with 18 wheels?
For those of you who invented this language, an H.G.V. with a total of 18 tyres.
'Yo, d'ya see the Kenworth T600 18 Wheeler with all them chicken lights? That rig was PIMPED, dog!'

'Yeah man, driver said he were hauling a load o' democrats to Tex-ass, said they needed them real bad down there to stop the Texans breeding assholes like George Dubbya'
by Stu January 27, 2005
mugGet the 18 Wheelermug.

buissy

The act of being stoned out of one's tree and therefore, unable to type properly because of hallucinations of leprechauns, pixies, imps, nymphs, sylphs, dwarves and elves dancing about on one's keyboard.
Man, I was so buissy last night... The lucky charms guy was all over the place
by Stu January 24, 2005
mugGet the buissymug.

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