Stu's definitions

limphaga

Cool, Awesome, Dope. surfer term

That dude is so limphaga.

by stu May 13, 2005

skeez

A spaz in the most hyper, energetic, loserly sense of the word.

Get off the fucking table, you skeez!

by Stu March 26, 2005

Uber Micro

Micro, short for micro managing. Used in rts (real time stratagy games), where the user has to control many induvidual units, giving each specific directions.
Uber, meaning over, above or dominant.
If someone has uber-micro, they are adept at managing units, and therefore, can own noobs.

I just got owned in Zero Hour, that guy had ubermicro

by stu March 28, 2005

Lashley

The man of a million songs who has a nice beard.

Stu: Oi Lashley you bitch, get me a pint.

by stu March 31, 2005

you are gay

Oh my god I can't believe you fell for that!

Definition: "You are gay" is a message that you write and hide. If discovered, the person who reads it next fails the test, and is branded GAY.

For example, if there is a notepad lying around, turn over one page, write YOU ARE GAY on the next page, turn back the front page, then wait. Once discovered, shout, "HA! YOU ARE GAY" at the person discovering.

WARNING. It is possible you may forget about it, and indeed fail the test yourself. If you do this, you are most definitely gay.

Stu: writes you are gay on notepad.
Malc: Turns the page on the notepad and discovers message.
Stu: "HA! YOU ARE GAY!
Everyone else in room: Haaaa aha ha ha haaaaa ha.

by stu April 5, 2005

blizzhackers

A place where n00bs congregate and talk about smoking pot. Most haven't seen the light of day in years. Maybe someone will find them and tear them away from their electronic loveboxes coated in dry sperm.

Have you seen blizzhackers? It sucks ass don't go.

by stu December 6, 2004

claxon

Chavs use this word when they are jealous of how clever and intelligent you are.

I'm gonna fuckin write bellend on the wall coz it's me favourite word o' week (writes 'Bilend'). There yaa go mate bellend. Fuckin' that's what you un's are innit ya fuckin'...CLAXON...Fuck me charver...I'M FUCKED!

by stu January 2, 2005