Sorceress

A female, superior being that is able to cast spells and perform other acts of magic, such as controlling water, fire, or wind; or being able to transform the state or natural being of things, objects, or people.

Sometimes I think that lady next door must be a sorceress with all her black cats she has around. She must have twenty of them!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

The Horniest Experience Ever

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.

Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

Madman

Someone who is very likely to cause harm to others; usually intentionally.

The madman shot and killed three people.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

Military Recruit

A newly enlisted member of the military who is in the phase of basic training.

The military recruit was caught stealing apples and donuts from the chow hall and was quickly dishonorably discharged.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls November 01, 2018

Push up

A bodyweight exercise in which the person must go into a plank position being supported primarily by their hands and other upper body muscles; in which they must lower themselves down until their chest is close to the ground and then lift themselves back up.

The soldiers were forced to do 50 push ups by the sadistic drill instructor.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

Young Woman

A female who is between 20 and 40 years of age.

The lifeguard saved the young woman from drowning.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

Waterboy

A young man( often 15-35 years of age) who spends a lot of time swimming, boating, fishing, diving, surfing, or other like activities on the water; especially on an ocean, lake, pond, or river.

That waterboy has been out there swimming for hours, I hope he wore sunscreen!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018