52 definitions by Stoney69
Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.
T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?
Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..
T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.
Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..
T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.
Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
by Stoney69 April 23, 2021
Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.
Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
by Stoney69 December 23, 2020
So your hoe been slobbing on your knob for a while now and you about to erupt. You blow your man juice and she swallows, and the deed is done. As she digests the baby making juice, a bit of the protein rich fluid escapes the small intestine and instead drips into her cooch, fertilizing her crops. In 9 months, you both will welcome a surprise. Congrats (or maybe good luck)...
Stoney: Yo Bro, hows the baby making business?
Aaron Nola: Dude I think we having another kid. My wife just experienced Digestancy last night. When a girl wants to have a baby, her body will make it happen one way or another. I didn’t even crop dust her from the underside...
Stoney: Dude that’s crazy. You’re a legend, and I one day hope to be 25% as cool as you. I always knew you had a nasty fastball, but I guess you hit her with the cutter and it dripped through her intestines.
Aaron Nola: Dude I think we having another kid. My wife just experienced Digestancy last night. When a girl wants to have a baby, her body will make it happen one way or another. I didn’t even crop dust her from the underside...
Stoney: Dude that’s crazy. You’re a legend, and I one day hope to be 25% as cool as you. I always knew you had a nasty fastball, but I guess you hit her with the cutter and it dripped through her intestines.
by Stoney69 May 2, 2021
It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.
Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
by Stoney69 January 10, 2021
The act of taking such a horrible shit that it scars you for years and possibly even for life. Not uncommon to experience this after enduring Toilet Sodomy (See Toilet Sodomy).
Mike: Bro I have been experiencing some awful POO-TSD lately. The dump I took last week felt like I shit out my large intestine.
Stoney: Bro you’re disgusting...
Stoney: Bro you’re disgusting...
by Stoney69 January 12, 2019
This occurs when someone drops a piece of toilet paper on the floor and goes to pick it up. When the victim is reaching down, the toilet simultaneously flushes and explodes in the face of the dumb shitwad, causing a facial shitsplosion. This happens quite often, and can even end careers.
Tyrant: Dude I went to Dunkin’ yesterday and saw this dude come out of the bathroom brown af. Wasn’t sure if he was just Indian or if something tragic happened in there..
Big Easy: Bro, he clearly experienced a Facial Shitsplosion. Def was reaching down for some TP and caught a nice slimy log or four to the face.
Tyrant: Hopefully he doesn’t end up with Poo-TSD
Big Easy: Bro, he clearly experienced a Facial Shitsplosion. Def was reaching down for some TP and caught a nice slimy log or four to the face.
Tyrant: Hopefully he doesn’t end up with Poo-TSD
by Stoney69 May 31, 2019
The best Disturbed song for a girl to listen to while getting fisted in the ass. This is also equivalent to the amount of knuckles Kim K. has taken to the spinky.
Tyrant: Bro I was listening to Disturbed yesterday I love them.
Big Easy: Dawg, I heard the last dude that fisted Jerry Sandooksky had white knuckles afterwards. Had to listen to some 10,000 fists by Disturbed to regain the feeling.
Tyrant: Big asses and hairy snatches are what I like. Also like flicking the occasional jellybean.
Big Easy: Dawg, I heard the last dude that fisted Jerry Sandooksky had white knuckles afterwards. Had to listen to some 10,000 fists by Disturbed to regain the feeling.
Tyrant: Big asses and hairy snatches are what I like. Also like flicking the occasional jellybean.
by Stoney69 August 20, 2019