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jmc

Joyous momentous coupling
The young newly marrieds had had a great time with their friends. They had dined at a good restaurant and gone to a dance which finished at two in the morning. They went to bed soon
after they got home and they had a jmc
by Stias September 4, 2005
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honest

Honest is an acronym for hopelessly obtuse nonsensical everyday sucker truly
The wealthy little old lady, a widow for the eighth time, handed an ad. over the desk at the office of her local newspaper. " Put that in the Personal Contact Me section please " she said to the girl behind the desk " I feel a bit low. The right man might be able to give me a bit of a top up " The ad read " Widow, reliable independent person, with down to earth outlook, seeks honest man who likes simple home cooking. Reply early. Don't be late this may be your Shangri-la "
by Stias December 28, 2005
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Fart

The fart smelt as though it would be in the room for ever so I sprayed it with air freshener
by Stias October 15, 2006
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FA

When she had finished fucking her boyfriend with her brand new dildo he had a fa
by Stias December 28, 2005
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unisex salon

A hair dressing establishment open to both men and women. Many of them are owned, managed and staffed by women. Some are owned by men and there are several chains some of which are owned by husband and wife partnerships. There may be special hours set aside for men only to go in for a trim or short back and sides.
I usually go to a unisex salon to have my beard trimmed
by Stias September 5, 2005
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halfpenny

This is an acronym for an old phrase used by prostitutes - have a lovely fuck penny
Much more was available for a very small sum of money in the late 17th century, through the 18th century and into the early 19th century. Halfpenny was a phrase used by many women who accosted men including the Regency Bucks of the 19th century in the street. The men knew the women actually required a penny for their services when they heard the expression halfpenny
by Stias December 28, 2005
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