55 definition by Stias

Ah Dear Jean, Another chance ensuing after naughty event companionable yes ?

This word is utterly useless unless the name of the woman to whom you are writing has a J at the beginning of one of her given names. Suggestions include Janis Joplin, Jennifer Jones, Juliet (don't send her one if Romeo is standing in the wings).
The women need some suggestions too so how about Jesse James or Jack Jones

A very pleasant woman sends me secret messages. Stias

When I saw the woman's buff in the bedroom I stripped off very rapidly

The woman really did not want to know her persistent pursuer so she said fofy

Many adults waste time and money using the computers at their workplace for their own purposes. The profits of shareholders, and indeed the finances of taxpayers who support such things as education and hospitals, goes rapidly down the plughole. It is time someone took these wastrels to one side and said " Guspig "

I attended the 2nd Belfast Rockabilly Roots Round-up 2005 held at the end of June/beginning of July at Clarendon Dock. Some of the events were held in the Rotterdam Bar, Pilot Street and in the neighbouring bar Pat's Bar. I bought a t-shirt and when my friends see it on me they call me The Oldest Rocker in Town

I phoned a local business and the person who answered the phone apologised and said " Whac "