Definitions by Stias

Dr. Ian Paisley 

Let's have some fucking honesty here lads. Do not knock everything as that type of attitude helps no fucking body. I realise that knock means something you fuck but thickos stick to women if you wish to fuck. Stop knocking an already rocky community spirit. Northern Ireland, indeed all Ireland, needs PEACE and if you are not capable of holding out the hand of brotherhood and friendship get off the fucking island be it North or South I do not give a fuck. Get it .

Now the definition of Dr. Ian Paisley -
Ian Richard Kyle Paisley was born on 6th April 1926.
Today Dr. Ian Paisley, MP, MLA is the leader of the Free Presbyterian Church and head of the Democratic Unionist Party. He has been the Member of Parliament
for the North Antrim constituency since 1970 and many members of the Roman Catholiccommunity vote for him
as he is an active politician with the interests of all his constituents at heart.

Dr. Ian Paisley is a forceful orator

Dr. Ian Paisley by Stias September 26, 2005

ISSB 

International Security Special Branch There are members of the ISSB working in almost every country in the western world and there may well be a few of their number working in the east. International Terrorist Groups have worked very closely together for many years. The leaders of the western world are not stupid. The security forces in Europe, particularly in Ireland (North and South) are the best in the world. Many of the Northern Irish ISSB are seconded to security forces throughout the world to help fast track development and training programmes.

There is something big expected to happen in Northern Ireland, and indeed many other potential trouble spots in Ireland and Great Britain. Most of the major towns and cities have large numbers of the ISSB working in ordinary everyday jobs. Watch your back if you are a revolutionary you are being watched

ISSB by Stias September 26, 2005

Oldest Rocker in Town 

The Oldest Rocker In Town is a guide to the age of coffee bars, rock 'n' roll, and the ton-up cult of riding British built motor cycles... this was also the era of dry fucks and sex before the pill

I attended the 2nd Belfast Rockabilly Roots Round-up 2005 held at the end of June/beginning of July at Clarendon Dock. Some of the events were held in the Rotterdam Bar, Pilot Street and in the neighbouring bar Pat's Bar. I bought a t-shirt and when my friends see it on me they call me The Oldest Rocker in Town

Oldest Rocker in Town by Stias September 26, 2005

VUDUFFLAVS

This is the new word in Northern Ireland for anarchists, bastards, brothel managers, criminals, debauchers, drug dealers, forgers, fuckers, freedom fighters, guys who indulge in beatings in dark alleys,hatchet men, incendiary bombers, inciters, jumped up petty criminals, killers,lefties, manipulators, naughty bastards, organisers of dastardly bank robberies, kneecappers, pimps, prostitutes, rapists, shooters, thugs, and you name it. Thanks are due to the UVF, LVF and UDA for the discovery of this new word

All those vudufflavs should at least be locked away for life but I would vote for the politicians who would reintroduce the birch and hanging drawing and quartering.

VUDUFFLAVS by Stias September 26, 2005

JMM

Abbreviation for Jeez, My Mum

A young girl and boy, both in their early teens, were copulating in her bedroom
when her mother was out at the shops. They heard the front door close and
footsteps coming up the stairs. She said " JMM "

JMM by Stias September 25, 2005

Barmaid 

Beauty and respectability make any inn decent.

Every barmaid at the Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down
should be awarded first prize in the Irish Bartender of the Year competition

Barmaid by Stias September 25, 2005

Pub 

The person who wrote about the British Isles and Eire must have had one over the eight
in the local pub. Before I give the definition of Pub may I please give a quick geography
lesson. The British Isles is a geographical unit which includes the island of Ireland.
The author of that definition mixed political geography and regional geography in much
the same way as those eight plus the one over appear to have been mixed.
Eire is a different unit to Britain in political geography but not in regional geography.

Ah yes I almost forgot, before I return to the pub for more pints, that definition -
Please underaged barred.

The Primrose Bar and Restaurant, Ballynahinch, Co. Down in the north of Ireland
is an excellent pub and should be included on the itinerary of all visitors to Ireland

Pub by Stias September 25, 2005