Stias's definitions

sfc

Strabane Football Club was founded in 1961.
They played their first match in the Irish Football Association's Senior Cup in October 2003

I am going to watch sfc play this afternoon

by Stias September 5, 2005

Dr. Ian Paisley

Let's have some fucking honesty here lads. Do not knock everything as that type of attitude helps no fucking body. I realise that knock means something you fuck but thickos stick to women if you wish to fuck. Stop knocking an already rocky community spirit. Northern Ireland, indeed all Ireland, needs PEACE and if you are not capable of holding out the hand of brotherhood and friendship get off the fucking island be it North or South I do not give a fuck. Get it .

Now the definition of Dr. Ian Paisley -
Ian Richard Kyle Paisley was born on 6th April 1926.
Today Dr. Ian Paisley, MP, MLA is the leader of the Free Presbyterian Church and head of the Democratic Unionist Party. He has been the Member of Parliament
for the North Antrim constituency since 1970 and many members of the Roman Catholiccommunity vote for him
as he is an active politician with the interests of all his constituents at heart.

Dr. Ian Paisley is a forceful orator

by Stias September 26, 2005

H > P

This is used in text messaging and means home to pub. It is particularly useful if your friends know the name of your local and the name of that pub begins with a P

I received a text message from my friend ?rugo2nite I replied H > P

by Stias December 28, 2005

Number 3

Number 3 means full sex with a woman. Ask and agree = three - rhyming slang.

Men often visit prostitutes for Number 3

by Stias September 5, 2005

guspig

Guspig is a word that can be pronounced unlike meaningless sets of three letters.
It means - grow up stop playing silly games

Many adults waste time and money using the computers at their workplace for their own purposes. The profits of shareholders, and indeed the finances of taxpayers who support such things as education and hospitals, goes rapidly down the plughole. It is time someone took these wastrels to one side and said " Guspig "

by Stias September 4, 2005

hrh

A posh bird's peculiar way of laughing - Ha ruddy ha !

At the end of a very funny joke the posh bird laughed in her peculiar way hrh.

by Stias September 5, 2005

Barmaid

Beauty and respectability make any inn decent.

Every barmaid at the Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down
should be awarded first prize in the Irish Bartender of the Year competition

by Stias September 25, 2005