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anal sex

Anal sex must feel like a good hard piece of shite intruding instead of extruding
Some women have anal sex with local tradesmen so that their weekly accounts may be reduced
by Stias September 5, 2005
mugGet the anal sexmug.

Dr. Ian Paisley

Let's have some fucking honesty here lads. Do not knock everything as that type of attitude helps no fucking body. I realise that knock means something you fuck but thickos stick to women if you wish to fuck. Stop knocking an already rocky community spirit. Northern Ireland, indeed all Ireland, needs PEACE and if you are not capable of holding out the hand of brotherhood and friendship get off the fucking island be it North or South I do not give a fuck. Get it .

Now the definition of Dr. Ian Paisley -
Ian Richard Kyle Paisley was born on 6th April 1926.
Today Dr. Ian Paisley, MP, MLA is the leader of the Free Presbyterian Church and head of the Democratic Unionist Party. He has been the Member of Parliament
for the North Antrim constituency since 1970 and many members of the Roman Catholiccommunity vote for him
as he is an active politician with the interests of all his constituents at heart.
Dr. Ian Paisley is a forceful orator
by Stias September 26, 2005
mugGet the Dr. Ian Paisleymug.

sfc

Strabane Football Club was founded in 1961.
They played their first match in the Irish Football Association's Senior Cup in October 2003
I am going to watch sfc play this afternoon
by Stias September 5, 2005
mugGet the sfcmug.

Restaurant

You may eat food in a restaurant but would you return? You can eat food anywhere even out of a paper bag whilst you are walking down the street. Is that a restaurant? Allow me to up grade the definition. A restaurant is a place that offers well prepared food at a reasonable price.
The management and staff offer both first class hospitality and service. Usually the staff of a good restaurant are sent on regular training courses to guarantee that a high standard is always maintained and they work as a team to create a pleasant atmosphere for their clientele making them feel as comfortable as they would be if they were in their own homes.
The Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down in the north of Ireland is one of the best in the country. It should be on the itinerary of every person visiting the north of Ireland for business or pleasure
by Stias September 27, 2005
mugGet the Restaurantmug.

BN

I almost had the skin torn off my back by a bn. When I was in the shower
after sports training one of the other guys said " Look at all that bn's nailmarks "
by Stias September 26, 2005
mugGet the BNmug.

Fart

The fart smelt as though it would be in the room for ever so I sprayed it with air freshener
by Stias October 15, 2006
mugGet the Fartmug.

jmc

Joyous momentous coupling
The young newly marrieds had had a great time with their friends. They had dined at a good restaurant and gone to a dance which finished at two in the morning. They went to bed soon
after they got home and they had a jmc
by Stias September 4, 2005
mugGet the jmcmug.

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