Definitions by Stias

buff

body uncovered for fucking

When I saw the woman's buff in the bedroom I stripped off very rapidly

buff by Stias September 23, 2005

crimea 

Crimea is a peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea

There was a fucking war in Crimea (1854 - 1856) Fucking mad Russian monks and fucking French Catholics started it by having a wee argument about holy places at Jerusalem and Nazereth. Is there a period throughout history when the Catholics have not been involved in a fucking war somewhere ? If they had gone about their business and done some serious fucking and reared the offspring that appeared nine months later they would not have had much time for a war.

crimea by Stias September 23, 2005

Hwf 

This is one seriously great hug - hug while fucking

Body to body contact plugged right into her socket and going at it like the hammers,
screwing her to the bedboards, fucking serious interaction between the pair of us and
what is more I got an hwf for my efforts

Hwf by Stias September 21, 2005

LVI 

Luscious vagina's instantly

I walked into a little back street newagents recently and there in the window where you see adverts for French teachers was one with three letters, written in large print saying - LVI, guaranteed and complete with all the usual accessories. Oral instuctions included.

LVI by Stias September 21, 2005

hrh 

A posh bird's peculiar way of laughing - Ha ruddy ha !

At the end of a very funny joke the posh bird laughed in her peculiar way hrh.

hrh by Stias September 5, 2005

sotb 

An acronym for Sex on the Brain.

The Coroner's report, referring to a guy who had been knocked down by a bus whilst surveying all the attractive women on a hot summer's day, stated that the primary cause of death was SotB

sotb by Stias September 5, 2005

jtc

jumping to conclusions

Occasionally when I meet a woman I know would be an excellent friend I ask myself the question " why me ? ", dry up and do not have an open conversation with her. I then find myself jtc and querying her background through very bad sources. Any men who stop to read this definition of jtc please take some good advice, learnt from hard experience, and always have open conversations with any new women who you feel may play a major role in your lives. It is very difficult to get a new friendship going a second time although being a persistent so and so I may yet succeed but for others please take the above advice to heart and do not follow my example.

jtc by Stias September 5, 2005