H > P

This is used in text messaging and means home to pub. It is particularly useful if your friends know the name of your local and the name of that pub begins with a P

I received a text message from my friend ?rugo2nite I replied H > P

by Stias December 28, 2005

bare back rider

a definition for bare back rider ?

Joking apart a bare back rider rides a horse without the use of a saddle.

Bud Abbott's mother was a bare back rider for Ringling Brothers Circus.
In the 1880s Charles W. Fish was one of the best bare back riders in the world.

by Stias September 04, 2005

shitty situation

A shitty situation is one from which it may be difficult to extricate onself

The Titanic hitting the iceberg in the Atlantic in 1912 was a shitty situation

by Stias April 09, 2006

Number 3

Number 3 means full sex with a woman. Ask and agree = three - rhyming slang.

Men often visit prostitutes for Number 3

by Stias September 05, 2005

fofy

abbreviation for fuck off fuck you

The woman really did not want to know her persistent pursuer so she said fofy

by Stias September 23, 2005

adjacency

closeness, contiguous, togetherness

Ah Dear Jean, Another chance ensuing after naughty event companionable yes ?

This word is utterly useless unless the name of the woman to whom you are writing has a J at the beginning of one of her given names. Suggestions include Janis Joplin, Jennifer Jones, Juliet (don't send her one if Romeo is standing in the wings).
The women need some suggestions too so how about Jesse James or Jack Jones

by Stias September 05, 2005

whac

Abbreviation for wouldn't have a clue

I phoned a local business and the person who answered the phone apologised and said " Whac "

by Stias September 24, 2005