Stias's definitions

Barmaid

Beauty and respectability make any inn decent.

Every barmaid at the Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down
should be awarded first prize in the Irish Bartender of the Year competition

by Stias September 25, 2005

hrh

A posh bird's peculiar way of laughing - Ha ruddy ha !

At the end of a very funny joke the posh bird laughed in her peculiar way hrh.

by Stias September 5, 2005

guspig

Guspig is a word that can be pronounced unlike meaningless sets of three letters.
It means - grow up stop playing silly games

Many adults waste time and money using the computers at their workplace for their own purposes. The profits of shareholders, and indeed the finances of taxpayers who support such things as education and hospitals, goes rapidly down the plughole. It is time someone took these wastrels to one side and said " Guspig "

by Stias September 4, 2005

Somebody at the door

Somebody at the door usually means someone wishes to enter a room or a building

We live in a security conscious age. Many doors into buildings and rooms are now locked at all times. Security men sit at a desk where there are computers and monitors showing all entries into a building, and the movement of traffic outside the building. The security desk usually faces the main entrance into the building. When somebody at the door wishes to enter
they are able to press a button so that the personmay enterthe building

by Stias December 28, 2005

ISSB

International Security Special Branch There are members of the ISSB working in almost every country in the western world and there may well be a few of their number working in the east. International Terrorist Groups have worked very closely together for many years. The leaders of the western world are not stupid. The security forces in Europe, particularly in Ireland (North and South) are the best in the world. Many of the Northern Irish ISSB are seconded to security forces throughout the world to help fast track development and training programmes.

There is something big expected to happen in Northern Ireland, and indeed many other potential trouble spots in Ireland and Great Britain. Most of the major towns and cities have large numbers of the ISSB working in ordinary everyday jobs. Watch your back if you are a revolutionary you are being watched

by Stias September 26, 2005

VUDUFFLAVS

This is the new word in Northern Ireland for anarchists, bastards, brothel managers, criminals, debauchers, drug dealers, forgers, fuckers, freedom fighters, guys who indulge in beatings in dark alleys,hatchet men, incendiary bombers, inciters, jumped up petty criminals, killers,lefties, manipulators, naughty bastards, organisers of dastardly bank robberies, kneecappers, pimps, prostitutes, rapists, shooters, thugs, and you name it. Thanks are due to the UVF, LVF and UDA for the discovery of this new word

All those vudufflavs should at least be locked away for life but I would vote for the politicians who would reintroduce the birch and hanging drawing and quartering.

by Stias September 26, 2005

Vacuum sealed

Vacuum sealed means airtight

see airtight and Tupperwhore

by Stias September 5, 2005