Stias's definitions

whac

Abbreviation for wouldn't have a clue

I phoned a local business and the person who answered the phone apologised and said " Whac "

by Stias September 24, 2005

up and under

up and under, although a term frequently used in the game of Rugby Union, is also a term used when having sexual intercourse

Good sex is achieved by having your cock up and under her buttocks you should put your hands so that you are able to pull her to you when you are pushing your cock deep into her vagina. Source - a well known sex manual which we are not allowed to advertise.

by Stias September 4, 2006

Roh

Abbreviation for roll over honey

I visited the masseuse for a sensual therapeutic massage. When she had finished
doing my neck shoulders and back she slapped me on the arse and said roh

by Stias May 2, 2006

cockup

cockup means that the penis is in the correct position
in the vagina when a couple are having sexual intercourse

I was in bed with the sexspecialist and I had my cockup

by Stias December 28, 2005

adjacency

closeness, contiguous, togetherness

Ah Dear Jean, Another chance ensuing after naughty event companionable yes ?

This word is utterly useless unless the name of the woman to whom you are writing has a J at the beginning of one of her given names. Suggestions include Janis Joplin, Jennifer Jones, Juliet (don't send her one if Romeo is standing in the wings).
The women need some suggestions too so how about Jesse James or Jack Jones

by Stias September 5, 2005

jtc

jumping to conclusions

Occasionally when I meet a woman I know would be an excellent friend I ask myself the question " why me ? ", dry up and do not have an open conversation with her. I then find myself jtc and querying her background through very bad sources. Any men who stop to read this definition of jtc please take some good advice, learnt from hard experience, and always have open conversations with any new women who you feel may play a major role in your lives. It is very difficult to get a new friendship going a second time although being a persistent so and so I may yet succeed but for others please take the above advice to heart and do not follow my example.

by Stias September 5, 2005

No

No means exactly what it says.

Although No is a very short word it is a somewhat complicated one which some people as some people fail to understand. What part of No do you not understand?

by Stias December 28, 2005