Definitions by Stias

adjacency 

closeness, contiguous, togetherness

Ah Dear Jean, Another chance ensuing after naughty event companionable yes ?

This word is utterly useless unless the name of the woman to whom you are writing has a J at the beginning of one of her given names. Suggestions include Janis Joplin, Jennifer Jones, Juliet (don't send her one if Romeo is standing in the wings).
The women need some suggestions too so how about Jesse James or Jack Jones

adjacency by Stias September 5, 2005

Vacuum sealed 

Vacuum sealed means airtight

see airtight and Tupperwhore

Vacuum sealed by Stias September 5, 2005

anal sex 

Anal sex must feel like a good hard piece of shite intruding instead of extruding

Some women have anal sex with local tradesmen so that their weekly accounts may be reduced

anal sex by Stias September 5, 2005

Cherie Blair 

A post box camouflaged as the wife of the British Prime Minister, Tony Blair - that is Cherie Blair. Cherie was born on 23rd September 1954 in Bury, Greater Manchester. Her father was Tony Booth who starred in Till Death Us Do Part. Cherie is a successful lawyer and Queen's Counsel

Although her husband and George W. Bush are good buddies, in October of 2004 Cherie Blair lambasted President Bush over his policies on terrorist prisoners and gay rights.

Cherie Blair by Stias September 5, 2005

sfc 

Strabane Football Club was founded in 1961.
They played their first match in the Irish Football Association's Senior Cup in October 2003

I am going to watch sfc play this afternoon

sfc by Stias September 5, 2005

unisex salon 

A hair dressing establishment open to both men and women. Many of them are owned, managed and staffed by women. Some are owned by men and there are several chains some of which are owned by husband and wife partnerships. There may be special hours set aside for men only to go in for a trim or short back and sides.

I usually go to a unisex salon to have my beard trimmed

unisex salon by Stias September 5, 2005

Number 3 

Number 3 means full sex with a woman. Ask and agree = three - rhyming slang.

Men often visit prostitutes for Number 3

Number 3 by Stias September 5, 2005