halfpenny

This is an acronym for an old phrase used by prostitutes - have a lovely fuck penny

Much more was available for a very small sum of money in the late 17th century, through the 18th century and into the early 19th century. Halfpenny was a phrase used by many women who accosted men including the Regency Bucks of the 19th century in the street. The men knew the women actually required a penny for their services when they heard the expression halfpenny

by Stias December 28, 2005

jtc

jumping to conclusions

Occasionally when I meet a woman I know would be an excellent friend I ask myself the question " why me ? ", dry up and do not have an open conversation with her. I then find myself jtc and querying her background through very bad sources. Any men who stop to read this definition of jtc please take some good advice, learnt from hard experience, and always have open conversations with any new women who you feel may play a major role in your lives. It is very difficult to get a new friendship going a second time although being a persistent so and so I may yet succeed but for others please take the above advice to heart and do not follow my example.

by Stias September 05, 2005

jmc

Joyous momentous coupling

The young newly marrieds had had a great time with their friends. They had dined at a good restaurant and gone to a dance which finished at two in the morning. They went to bed soon
after they got home and they had a jmc

by Stias September 04, 2005

No

No means exactly what it says.

Although No is a very short word it is a somewhat complicated one which some people as some people fail to understand. What part of No do you not understand?

by Stias December 28, 2005

Somebody at the door

Somebody at the door usually means someone wishes to enter a room or a building

We live in a security conscious age. Many doors into buildings and rooms are now locked at all times. Security men sit at a desk where there are computers and monitors showing all entries into a building, and the movement of traffic outside the building. The security desk usually faces the main entrance into the building. When somebody at the door wishes to enter
they are able to press a button so that the personmay enterthe building

by Stias December 28, 2005

lym

Like your Mom! Naff off, have you gone soft,this is a better definition - love your minge

I was on a round the world trip with the sexspecialist. When I reached the forest I said " I lym "

by Stias September 24, 2005

insider

An insider is a convict doing a stretch in prison.

The mass murderer got life. He will be inside for the rest of his days.
He will soon learn what it is like being an insider

by Stias December 28, 2005