Stias's definitions

tracks

take rapid action cavan killers searching

The IRA is divided into cells. There are so many cells per county. Cavan, being on the Irish border, means that members of the IRA in that county can travel to Enniskillen for a night's drinking. One night, a member of the Fermanagh cell saw the men from Cavan and gave them a one word message " tracks ". This grim message meant that the British army and police were stopping all traffic and searching houses in the immediate locality.

by Stias September 24, 2005

VUDUFFLAVS

This is the new word in Northern Ireland for anarchists, bastards, brothel managers, criminals, debauchers, drug dealers, forgers, fuckers, freedom fighters, guys who indulge in beatings in dark alleys,hatchet men, incendiary bombers, inciters, jumped up petty criminals, killers,lefties, manipulators, naughty bastards, organisers of dastardly bank robberies, kneecappers, pimps, prostitutes, rapists, shooters, thugs, and you name it. Thanks are due to the UVF, LVF and UDA for the discovery of this new word

All those vudufflavs should at least be locked away for life but I would vote for the politicians who would reintroduce the birch and hanging drawing and quartering.

by Stias September 26, 2005

buff

body uncovered for fucking

When I saw the woman's buff in the bedroom I stripped off very rapidly

by Stias September 23, 2005

Dr. Ian Paisley

Let's have some fucking honesty here lads. Do not knock everything as that type of attitude helps no fucking body. I realise that knock means something you fuck but thickos stick to women if you wish to fuck. Stop knocking an already rocky community spirit. Northern Ireland, indeed all Ireland, needs PEACE and if you are not capable of holding out the hand of brotherhood and friendship get off the fucking island be it North or South I do not give a fuck. Get it .

Now the definition of Dr. Ian Paisley -
Ian Richard Kyle Paisley was born on 6th April 1926.
Today Dr. Ian Paisley, MP, MLA is the leader of the Free Presbyterian Church and head of the Democratic Unionist Party. He has been the Member of Parliament
for the North Antrim constituency since 1970 and many members of the Roman Catholiccommunity vote for him
as he is an active politician with the interests of all his constituents at heart.

Dr. Ian Paisley is a forceful orator

by Stias September 26, 2005

crimea

Crimea is a peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea

There was a fucking war in Crimea (1854 - 1856) Fucking mad Russian monks and fucking French Catholics started it by having a wee argument about holy places at Jerusalem and Nazereth. Is there a period throughout history when the Catholics have not been involved in a fucking war somewhere ? If they had gone about their business and done some serious fucking and reared the offspring that appeared nine months later they would not have had much time for a war.

by Stias September 23, 2005

anal sex

Anal sex must feel like a good hard piece of shite intruding instead of extruding

Some women have anal sex with local tradesmen so that their weekly accounts may be reduced

by Stias September 5, 2005

sfc

Strabane Football Club was founded in 1961.
They played their first match in the Irish Football Association's Senior Cup in October 2003

I am going to watch sfc play this afternoon

by Stias September 5, 2005