Stias's definitions

tcm

This refers to an easy woman - takes cock man

An acquaintance of mine was pointing out some of the women walking
in the town square the other day. He made the following statement
about a real beautiful one - " See her, she's great, tcm "

by Stias September 24, 2005

Hwf

This is one seriously great hug - hug while fucking

Body to body contact plugged right into her socket and going at it like the hammers,
screwing her to the bedboards, fucking serious interaction between the pair of us and
what is more I got an hwf for my efforts

by Stias September 21, 2005

jtc

jumping to conclusions

Occasionally when I meet a woman I know would be an excellent friend I ask myself the question " why me ? ", dry up and do not have an open conversation with her. I then find myself jtc and querying her background through very bad sources. Any men who stop to read this definition of jtc please take some good advice, learnt from hard experience, and always have open conversations with any new women who you feel may play a major role in your lives. It is very difficult to get a new friendship going a second time although being a persistent so and so I may yet succeed but for others please take the above advice to heart and do not follow my example.

by Stias September 5, 2005

cockup

cockup means that the penis is in the correct position
in the vagina when a couple are having sexual intercourse

I was in bed with the sexspecialist and I had my cockup

by Stias December 28, 2005

whac

Abbreviation for wouldn't have a clue

I phoned a local business and the person who answered the phone apologised and said " Whac "

by Stias September 24, 2005

H > P

This is used in text messaging and means home to pub. It is particularly useful if your friends know the name of your local and the name of that pub begins with a P

I received a text message from my friend ?rugo2nite I replied H > P

by Stias December 28, 2005

crimea

Crimea is a peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea

There was a fucking war in Crimea (1854 - 1856) Fucking mad Russian monks and fucking French Catholics started it by having a wee argument about holy places at Jerusalem and Nazereth. Is there a period throughout history when the Catholics have not been involved in a fucking war somewhere ? If they had gone about their business and done some serious fucking and reared the offspring that appeared nine months later they would not have had much time for a war.

by Stias September 23, 2005