Fart

Fragrant and repulsive tang

The fart smelt as though it would be in the room for ever so I sprayed it with air freshener

by Stias October 15, 2006

BN

A Buckable nymphomaniac

I almost had the skin torn off my back by a bn. When I was in the shower
after sports training one of the other guys said " Look at all that bn's nailmarks "

by Stias September 26, 2005

Restaurant

You may eat food in a restaurant but would you return? You can eat food anywhere even out of a paper bag whilst you are walking down the street. Is that a restaurant? Allow me to up grade the definition. A restaurant is a place that offers well prepared food at a reasonable price.
The management and staff offer both first class hospitality and service. Usually the staff of a good restaurant are sent on regular training courses to guarantee that a high standard is always maintained and they work as a team to create a pleasant atmosphere for their clientele making them feel as comfortable as they would be if they were in their own homes.

The Primrose Bar and Restaurant in Ballynahinch, Co. Down in the north of Ireland is one of the best in the country. It should be on the itinerary of every person visiting the north of Ireland for business or pleasure

by Stias September 27, 2005

cockup

cockup means that the penis is in the correct position
in the vagina when a couple are having sexual intercourse

I was in bed with the sexspecialist and I had my cockup

by Stias December 28, 2005

sfc

Strabane Football Club was founded in 1961.
They played their first match in the Irish Football Association's Senior Cup in October 2003

I am going to watch sfc play this afternoon

by Stias September 05, 2005

crimea

Crimea is a peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea

There was a fucking war in Crimea (1854 - 1856) Fucking mad Russian monks and fucking French Catholics started it by having a wee argument about holy places at Jerusalem and Nazereth. Is there a period throughout history when the Catholics have not been involved in a fucking war somewhere ? If they had gone about their business and done some serious fucking and reared the offspring that appeared nine months later they would not have had much time for a war.

by Stias September 23, 2005

anal sex

Anal sex must feel like a good hard piece of shite intruding instead of extruding

Some women have anal sex with local tradesmen so that their weekly accounts may be reduced

by Stias September 05, 2005