jtc

Occasionally when I meet a woman I know would be an excellent friend I ask myself the question " why me ? ", dry up and do not have an open conversation with her. I then find myself jtc and querying her background through very bad sources. Any men who stop to read this definition of jtc please take some good advice, learnt from hard experience, and always have open conversations with any new women who you feel may play a major role in your lives. It is very difficult to get a new friendship going a second time although being a persistent so and so I may yet succeed but for others please take the above advice to heart and do not follow my example.
by Stias August 16, 2005
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bbc

A group of men went to a strip club at lunch time and looked
lustfully at a woman who was tempting them with her bbc
by Stias August 11, 2005
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BN

I almost had the skin torn off my back by a bn. When I was in the shower
after sports training one of the other guys said " Look at all that bn's nailmarks "
by Stias September 13, 2005
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guspig

Guspig is a word that can be pronounced unlike meaningless sets of three letters.
It means - grow up stop playing silly games
Many adults waste time and money using the computers at their workplace for their own purposes. The profits of shareholders, and indeed the finances of taxpayers who support such things as education and hospitals, goes rapidly down the plughole. It is time someone took these wastrels to one side and said " Guspig "
by Stias August 12, 2005
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Fizzle

Fizzle -
a hissing noise unlike that of a snake, more the
sound of something escaping under pressure
When you nozzle with your nizzle be careful there aint a fizzle
by Stias August 18, 2005
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shitty situation

A shitty situation is one from which it may be difficult to extricate onself
The Titanic hitting the iceberg in the Atlantic in 1912 was a shitty situation
by Stias February 12, 2006
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crimea

Crimea is a peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea
There was a fucking war in Crimea (1854 - 1856) Fucking mad Russian monks and fucking French Catholics started it by having a wee argument about holy places at Jerusalem and Nazereth. Is there a period throughout history when the Catholics have not been involved in a fucking war somewhere ? If they had gone about their business and done some serious fucking and reared the offspring that appeared nine months later they would not have had much time for a war.
by Stias September 07, 2005
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