55 definition by Stias

My girl friend said away off with you. Come to bed.
Later, in bed together, she said you appear to be away in your thoughts.

I contacted a local business and asked a question.
The person who answered the phone apologised and said " Wouldn't have a clue, sats "

Much more was available for a very small sum of money in the late 17th century, through the 18th century and into the early 19th century. Halfpenny was a phrase used by many women who accosted men including the Regency Bucks of the 19th century in the street. The men knew the women actually required a penny for their services when they heard the expression halfpenny

The fart smelt as though it would be in the room for ever so I sprayed it with air freshener

At the end of a very funny joke the posh bird laughed in her peculiar way hrh.

An acquaintance of mine was pointing out some of the women walking
in the town square the other day. He made the following statement
about a real beautiful one - " See her, she's great, tcm "

I received a text message from my friend ?rugo2nite I replied H > P