Steven's definitions

purple mushroom

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.

i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget

by steven February 13, 2003

unibrow

the overgrowth of unwanted facial hair between the eyebrows.
also called mono brow.

Jerry has a unibrow.

by steven July 28, 2003

fedora

The sweet hat that Indiana Jones wears.

Indiana Jones always has his fedora with him.

by Steven December 15, 2003

bluffer

one who pretends not to have a significant other while playing the field and promising their "new" conquest(s) the false hope of monogamy and/or love

That shallow bastard Kyle. He has so many babes on the hook now and he's trying to bluff Janet into a relationship that she thinks is gonna last. Christ women are stupid!

by Steven January 9, 2005

skb

Steven pwned you!

Yo sKb what's up!?!

by Steven April 8, 2004

desi dyke

An American lesbian (see dyke) typically of Indian, Pakistani, or Bengali descent (see desi).

That desi dyke probably has an easier time being gay here in America than in India.

by Steven February 25, 2007

swamped

the act of borrowing golf carts to drive around on teh golf course at night.

man we swamped good last night

by steven February 13, 2003