Steven's definitions

xcore

A suffix used to emphasise the extreme properties of just about any adjective, noun, verb, or even meaningless words.

1: Adam is emoxcore (Adam is overly emotional)

2: I'm sad. SADXCORE! (I'm very sad)

3: WOO! SNOWXCORE! (We had a lot of snow last night)

4:
Crybaby: My dad won't let me drive his new car so I'm going to cut myself.
Guy who's smartxcore:
CRYCRYXCORE! ("Man, no one cares")

by steven December 31, 2003

Newmancase

One who has a hearty case of Newman

That Sally, she is a real Newmancase trying to pull something like that.

by Steven April 6, 2004

kizz0r

Derived from the word, 'kiss' .. What Alicia will sometimes give to Steven and vice versa. Often numerous times, but never with tounge! ;)

Mmmm. Alicia kizz0rs! <33333333

by Steven March 19, 2005

Homestar Runner

(Armlessicus dumpfaceicus) A Homestar Runner is a wild creature... With a pale face... and... apparent rivalry with an animal known as... the Strong Bad. His distinctive red coat with a star shape on it identifies this creature in the wild. On sight of a Marzipan they perform the mating dance, where the Homestar drinks 179 glasses of melonade and urinates on the Marzipan's gazebo. This creature can be identified by white skin and apparent telekinetic powers. it is known for a strange accent in its speech, such as changing hello to hewwo. this creature is quite stupid, yet very funny. It can also be dangerous. Beware its alter ego the Homsar

Homestar: Hey pom-pom, did you know that lady? How come she gave you a hundwed bucks? Aww I got was a dumb ow' Bit-O-Honey.
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!

by Steven March 2, 2004

skin flute

A skin flute is a very special, but not very unique type of flute commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the skin flute sucks a lot of cock

Man, that Thomas kid sure spends a lot of time playing his buddy's skin flute

by Steven September 26, 2004

grease

To do something that is completly unintentional but helps the person in a big way. To get completely lucky.

Two people are playing ping pong and one of the players hits the ball and it grazes the table so that it is unhitable. The opposing player would then respond. "That was so grease."

by Steven June 14, 2004

bullwhip

A leather rope consisting of a solid handle, tapering into the thong (the main body of the whip), the fall (the thin part near the end that does all the damage) and the cracker, which makes the characteristic sonic boom.

Indiana Jones pulled out his bullwhip, snapped his wrist, and the man's gun when flying.

by Steven December 15, 2003