Steven's definitions

Massassi

A place where the sould of dead nerds go to be eternally tortured.

Go to Massassi.

And the Lord said to those on his left, "I knowest thou not, goest thou to Massassi and suffer for all eternity.

by Steven March 2, 2003

dazangit

I. Making a mistake
II. See damn

Euphenism for:
fucking up, screwing up,damnit,shit,fuck, damn

DAZANGIT! I gave my number to the wrong girl.

DAZANGIT that bitch is ugly as shit.

by Steven February 20, 2005

Chronic

you jackasses, in some parts of the east coast chronic means weed laced with coke. you may not have heard of it, but it exist.

I smoked some chronic and ran on the highway and punched cars.

by Steven September 8, 2003

Baseline

1.) To give someone a hard time.
2.) To annoy someone

1.) I've got fools on the chase and they're giving me baseline!
2.) These people are always giving me the baseline.

by Steven January 14, 2005

muchach

Neither a boy or a girl...perhaps a girl-boy hybrid.

Either a boy who looks like a girl, or a girl who looks like a boy. The difference is often very hard to tell.

Taken from the root of "muchacho" and "muchacha."

Well he's a muchach.....muchach......he's a muchach.

by Steven April 29, 2004

Haribon

Filipino word used for the Philippine Eagle a.k.a. Monkey Eating Eagle. It is the largest eagle in the world and is very beautiful. It literally means king of birds.

Wow, look at that beautiful haribon flying over Mt. Apo.

by Steven June 29, 2004

joenalogy

Derived from the great Joe Thibault's famous analogies. Popularized in Mrs. Beyah's 'Protest, Revolution, and Reform' class of 2004.

An analogy that is completely obsurd. Relevant as little as possible; a ludacris analogy.

Kara: "Well, depression sometimes causes suicide."

Joe: "Yeah, and turtles can sometimes cause suicide."

by Steven December 16, 2004