Steven's definitions

joenalogy

Derived from the great Joe Thibault's famous analogies. Popularized in Mrs. Beyah's 'Protest, Revolution, and Reform' class of 2004.

An analogy that is completely obsurd. Relevant as little as possible; a ludacris analogy.

Kara: "Well, depression sometimes causes suicide."

Joe: "Yeah, and turtles can sometimes cause suicide."

by Steven December 16, 2004

PGB

Pre grog bog, a bog taken before a big nights drinking see AGB

we should have some beers after i do a PGB

we should have some beers after i do a PGB

by steven November 15, 2003

dazangit

I. Making a mistake
II. See damn

Euphenism for:
fucking up, screwing up,damnit,shit,fuck, damn

DAZANGIT! I gave my number to the wrong girl.

DAZANGIT that bitch is ugly as shit.

by Steven February 20, 2005

Massassi

A place where the sould of dead nerds go to be eternally tortured.

Go to Massassi.

And the Lord said to those on his left, "I knowest thou not, goest thou to Massassi and suffer for all eternity.

by Steven March 2, 2003

Moinkey

he abnormal counter-part of a monkey, this new breed of monkey has 3 penisis and reproduces A-sexualy

The rare and retarded moinkey has no balance and just fell into a pile of poop.

by Steven December 27, 2004

gamma ray

A german band formed by former Helloween Vocalist/Guitarist "Kai Hansen". A Power Metal band whose lyrics are based on anything from Space , Heavy Metal and The Illuminati

Gamma Ray are better than new helloween

by Steven December 3, 2004

gimptard.com

A funny site that you should be reading instead of this one.

gimptard.com is a website you should visit

by steven October 6, 2003