Steven's definitions

zubel

half erect penis

damn, that bitch gave me a zubel

by Steven January 8, 2004

grease

To do something that is completly unintentional but helps the person in a big way. To get completely lucky.

Two people are playing ping pong and one of the players hits the ball and it grazes the table so that it is unhitable. The opposing player would then respond. "That was so grease."

by Steven June 14, 2004

skin flute

A skin flute is a very special, but not very unique type of flute commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the skin flute sucks a lot of cock

Man, that Thomas kid sure spends a lot of time playing his buddy's skin flute

by Steven September 26, 2004

feeding the meter

a slang term for anal sex

"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."

by Steven March 8, 2009

dazangit

I. Making a mistake
II. See damn

Euphenism for:
fucking up, screwing up,damnit,shit,fuck, damn

DAZANGIT! I gave my number to the wrong girl.

DAZANGIT that bitch is ugly as shit.

by Steven February 20, 2005

crackers

Supposed "racist" term referring to white people, because they "cracked" the whip at the slaves. So, if you think about it, its quite a positive term.

"Dees cracka ass crackers be whippin at mah shit."

by Steven January 25, 2003

feltching

"When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk

"Feltching makes me want to puke."

by Steven August 10, 2004