tampooning

the act of using a soiled tampon, yours or another's (eww), as a calling card...usually flinging it against an object making it stick to said object

"That Teresa is one fucked up bitch. She was at Jenny's place, got pissed at her and ended up tampooning the living room wall. What a temper she has."

by Steven December 06, 2007

shutup

shut the fuck up

shut up

by STEVEN June 20, 2003

fingerbang

The sexual act where the finger is inserting into the vagina or anus to imitate the motion of an inserted penis. Also: finger, fingerfuck.

Before we had intercourse, he proceeded to arouse me first by fingerbanging my vagina.

by Steven March 27, 2003

streetball

A variation of Basketball focused mainly on humiliating the opponent instead of beating them.

The player tried to put the ball through the guys legs but it didn't work when the guy could have passed and got 2 more points ahead of the opposing team

by Steven December 23, 2003

Fucking Rights

1. An exclamation of delight

2. Being in agreement with someone else's happy news

(Have heard it used in Canada, not sure about elsewhere)

1. "Ooooh I just won 500 bucks in the lottery...fucking rights!"

2. "hey, I just won the lottery."
--"oh Fuking RIghts man..."

by Steven April 13, 2005

mac'd

a lowly person who uses internet date sites to meet women, flattering them to make them feel special for the purpose of having sex...then dumping them and making them feel like they've done something wrong to cause the breakup while happily moving on

"That bastard Bill was going out with Mary and then he mac'd her. He's such an insensitive prick, he does it all the time"

by Steven December 06, 2007

willy-warmer

A nicely knitted coat made to keep your willy nice and toasty when it starts to get cold outside.

It's coming up to winter - better get the willy-warmer out.

by Steven November 16, 2003