Bess

Insane firewall that our school uses. The logo is of course a dog, "Bess", and believe me you do not want to get her angry!

Steven: Dude! Check out this website!
Mike: Bess got me!
Steven: Ha! You can't fool Bess!
Mike: Hax hax hax!

by Steven March 25, 2005

Rejumble

to relocate or reposision your scrotum

Dude, i gotta go rejumble.

by Steven December 27, 2004

skyhigh

Being at the top of the game. One who is superior than everyone else.

Mayn that foo is straight up skyhigh.

by Steven May 02, 2004

Wikipedia

A project to create the most accurate and complete free-content encyclopedia on the Internet. Written as a collaboration of users across the Internet. Basically, the UrbanDictionary.com version of an encyclopedia, without the witless comments.

An article on Wikipedia helped me write my Astronomy paper.

by Steven January 01, 2004

purple mushroom

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.

i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget

by steven February 14, 2003

smack

Shit, something people don't want to hear.

Stop talking smack or imma fuck you fuck

by Steven March 07, 2005

claim jumper

any person who moves in on someone else's significant other AFTER they've been schooled in the finer art of sexual experimentation by yourself

That claim jumping bastard Kyle! I taught Jenny everything I knew about wild sexual shit, then he makes a move on her.

by Steven October 26, 2004