Steven's definitions

Massassi

A place where the sould of dead nerds go to be eternally tortured.

Go to Massassi.

And the Lord said to those on his left, "I knowest thou not, goest thou to Massassi and suffer for all eternity.

by Steven March 2, 2003

goosed

to get so shitfaced, you can't walk straight, and you stare at walls and such

Steven: "kent, are you wasted"
Kent: "Dawg, i am goosed"
Steven: "Word"

by Steven February 26, 2003

half-white ralph

a boy who was mixed up at bball camp...and now is one stupid mother fucker

Steven: "yo mike, what the deal with that kid over there?"
Mike: "he's a half-white ralph"
Steven: "oh fo sho, that explains it"

by Steven February 26, 2003

bm3lilbirds

a big geek who coughs and stays up all night

"yo why doesn't she sleep"
"cuz, she's a bm3lilbirds"
"oh i gotcha"

by Steven February 26, 2003

mop jockey

Mexican. Mexicans are janitors and use mops a lot

There is always a mop jocket in the office after hours to clean shit up

by Steven February 16, 2003

swamped

the act of borrowing golf carts to drive around on teh golf course at night.

man we swamped good last night

by steven February 13, 2003

purple mushroom

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.

i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget

by steven February 13, 2003