Steve M's definitions

eejit

Derivative of "Idiot". Meaning foolish or careless

I'm not letting Jonny borrow my new Playstation 2 - he'll wreck it the eejit.

by Steve M March 22, 2003

lollergeddon

Something so hilarious that it can only be envisioned on an apocalyptic scale.

Bruce Willis: We need to blow up that rock! If we don't, we'll all die.
Co-Pilot: Oh no!
Bruce Willis: I was thinking something more along the lines of lollergeddon.

by Steve M March 24, 2005

sin cushions

Lady's breasts. The bigger and bouncier the better.

Nigel just loved playing with Audrey's sin cushions as she stradled on his love gun.

by Steve M January 25, 2005

canonical

(1) In agreement with the religious law.
(2) In mathematics, the obvious or natural choice.

(1) Canonical Investiture is the act by which a suzerain granted a fief to his vassal.
(2) Let f be the canonical map between X and Y....

by Steve M June 4, 2004

fishy hole

Common term to describe both the smell and shape of female genitalia

I would have porked her only her fishy hole was minging

by Steve M March 22, 2003

pish flaps

Female dangly bits

She had pish flaps you could fly to the moon on

by Steve M March 22, 2003

plunged

To be stabbed. Term used by wannabee gangsta's.

He's going mad! Someone gonna get plunged!

by Steve M February 7, 2005