Steve's definitions

PMS

(1.) The time of month when girls get all bitchy and can't make up their mind if they love you or not. They also blame everything on you!
(2.) The lamest excuse out there for bein a bitch.
(3.) The time of month where the woman also expects you to do anything for them, and anything you say to them WILL be offensive! They will also expect you to pick up THEIR messes.

Solution: STAY AWAY AND DO SOMETHING ELSE!! Either that or slap that woman across the face and tell her to grow up and quit acting like a child. Also tell them to act like a real human being !! knock some sense into them! :D

Note: Any Thumbs down I get on this definition is going to be all women, and everyone knows it!

by Steve January 6, 2007

defbock

Used to define an over zealous manager's attempts to make everything a crisis. Defbock 1, situation ok, though Defbock 10, emergency crisis meeting needed.

Oh my god! We are at Defbock 9. We must have an emergency 5 hour staff meeting to talk about this! Make sure we have food because we can't stop for lunch.

by Steve June 5, 2003

zeeky boogie doog

it is the blow up the world word.

ZEEKY BOOGIE DOOG! (Explosion)

by Steve February 18, 2004

lashed

1.to get completely drunk, 2. to plan to get drunk.

1.im all lashed up
2.fancy getting lashed, do you want to go on the lash?

by steve February 5, 2004

cheese'n

having sex with Swiss cheese through the holes

God, last night, I was chees'n so much, I exploded all over the kitchen counter.

by Steve February 6, 2004

Transglammed

1. To deny sex
2. To screw someone over

Caprice L03 was transglammed at a hotel in Washington DC.

by Steve September 6, 2004

purple helmet warrior

A slang word for a large circumsized penis

Paul has a purple helmet warrior

by Steve December 6, 2004