Steve's definitions

merz

An old fashioned term used for coolness. Also used as a term of fun.

Wow, that was Merz!
What would Merz do?

by Steve April 7, 2005

Get A Grip

A played out 80's term that one would use and a Rank Out session. A weak response at best, someone would use this if they got cut down and didn't have anything else to say.

Yo' Pete! Why don't you get a grip bitch! (You sorry ass band geek)

by Steve December 6, 2004

purple helmet warrior

A slang word for a large circumsized penis

Paul has a purple helmet warrior

by Steve December 6, 2004

Jiggered

To be really drunk and acting like a dumb ass.

The guy is so jiggerd.
I was so jiggered I ran around the bar with my pants off.

by Steve December 6, 2004

Jstrap

1. Jockstrap (athletic supporter). A type of underwear worn during sports or workouts.

2. Underwear that is sometimes required for gym class which gives a perfect target to many middle school and high school lockerroom towel snaps.

Dude, I totally got him good when he was wearin his jockstrap.

The team was required to wear jockstraps for every game and practice.

There will be a Jockstrap inspection before gym class today.

by Steve December 6, 2004

The Leader

A name given to the messiah of the band geeks, a horde composed mostly of freshmen. Usually a senior band member who held an important position however never understood how to act outside the BAND ROOM. Less this be his undoing and eventual fall from grace!

Dude, we can’t take Pete to lunch. He’s has to watch over his flock in the band room.

I know man he's their leader!

by Steve December 7, 2004

3 beers

The standards quantity of beers (not drinks) to tell a police officer that you've consumed. This is especially true when you get pulled over for swerving.

Officer: So how much have you had to drink to night?

Answer: I'm sorry Ociffer, I only had 3 beers. Is somin' wrong wid my tail lights?

Officer: Step out of the car sir.

by Steve December 7, 2004