Steve's definitions

G.N.S

G.N.S - Gossip News and Scandal. Invented by a bored Civil servant Bill 'The Knowledge' Chapman working for an Incompetent Quango. GNS is spread around the organisation in an attempt to make a Miserably Stagnant job a little more bearable.

Here comes Bill with another jucy piece of GNS. I wonder whos been shagging in the stock room this week.

by Steve November 7, 2003

meatneck

a man whose neck-mass dwarfs his brain-mass, generally resulting in profound language skills such as repeated use of the phrases "whateva man" and "lissen you when im talkin"

Vin Deisel

by steve January 16, 2004

mutz nutz

a polite way of saying the british term "dogs bollocks" whic means good > the mutz nutz

wow, your new bike is the mutz nutz man

by steve April 28, 2006

pink cadillac

a girl's pussy is sometimes referred to as a pink cadillac

Honey I just wonder what it feels like in the back of your pink Cadillac

by steve January 11, 2005

SMATCHIT

A short, dirty (perverted) man.

That old man is such a smatchit.

by Steve November 12, 2004

Rock

Rock aka steve is basically the coolest kid around. He's so cool the hes at the top of the kkk (kool kid klan) along with Labrite and Mitch. The kkk is gettin powerful so i suggest you join soon while we'll still accepting people. You have to do somethin totally cool though like steal a couple of yachts for each of us. Ladies can get in too. All they have to do is a small favor with a big thing.

Kid: yo i got you this yacht for you.
Rock: what the fuck are you talkin you fuckin piece of shit. this is only a 50 ft boat. To be one of my yachts its gotta be atleast 60 ft. But since you fucked up you need to get me two more atleast 70 ft long. You can give this one to Labrite i guess.
Kid: aight.
Rock: damn fuckin straight its aight

by Steve March 10, 2005

Mexican pussy

A pussy so loose you could smuggle things in it

Person 1: I've got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. The thing is that I have no idea of where to store it.

Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.

Person 1: Awesome sauce!

by Steve September 16, 2008