Derefined

A vehicle that has been stripped of unnecessary extras, such as exhaust baffles, springs, stereo etc, so that it still functional but lacks glamour has been 'derefined'

His Suzuki looked mean in it's derefined state

by Steek3636 May 27, 2009

unergetic

A lack of energy. The inability to work up the enthusiasm to participate in activities.

" After a ten hour night shift Steve was totally unergetic."

by Steek3636 March 29, 2009

Profanity room

From family room a room where various activities are pursued leading to outbursts of uncontrollable swearing as sporting teams fail to perform.

I watched Man U lose again in the profanity room.

by Steek3636 December 29, 2018

erectile missfunction

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.

When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.

by Steek3636 November 05, 2020

foodagraph

A photographic portrayal of a random meal in the futile attempt to impress.

Dan took a foodagraph of his bacon sandwich to persuade his mother to stop banging on about veganism.

by Steek3636 July 18, 2019

Winturd

Frozen animal feces, often found in the yards and parks where dogs are exercised.

My backyard is knee deep in winturds. I really must clear them before the thaw.

by Steek3636 January 20, 2013

Shartmeister

An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.

Dave was a true shartmeister and left a trail of stench and deafness in his wake.

by Steek3636 August 03, 2019