foodagraph

A photographic portrayal of a random meal in the futile attempt to impress.

Dan took a foodagraph of his bacon sandwich to persuade his mother to stop banging on about veganism.

by Steek3636 July 18, 2019

agnorunt

A concatenation of (arrogant) (ignorant) and (runt)

"He's a right agnorunt twat!"

by Steek3636 November 09, 2006

Derefined

A vehicle that has been stripped of unnecessary extras, such as exhaust baffles, springs, stereo etc, so that it still functional but lacks glamour has been 'derefined'

His Suzuki looked mean in it's derefined state

by Steek3636 May 26, 2009

erectile missfunction

A tumescent response when admiring an inappropriately young lady.

When my thirteen year old niece was swimming in our pool I had an erectile missfunction.

by Steek3636 November 05, 2020

Shartmeister

An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.

Dave was a true shartmeister and left a trail of stench and deafness in his wake.

by Steek3636 August 02, 2019

Tinute

A portmanteau of tiny and minute. This word suits the real estate business well, combining novelty with honesty.

I looked at a one bedroom condo today. At 400 square feet it was tinute.

by Steek3636 July 25, 2019

Dropper

Droppers are clothes hangers that actually drop all your clothes. You hang your prized frock, shirt or leather thongs up - only to find them on the closet floor.
'Droppers' are an example of the stealth technology employed by manufacturers of blood pressure treating drugs to increase demand for their product.

That last set of hangers from Walmart were actually 80% droppers!

by Steek3636 July 01, 2011