Spike's definitions

Porn Matrix

Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.

Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.

by Spike May 13, 2005

Ska

'Third Wave' ska is the most common these days, a combination of upbeat music with meaningful lyrics.
The general message (when it's not about something random like showers or pigeons) seems to be life has its downsides but we can still feel good about it.

Less Than Jake, Catch 22, Goldfinger, Reel Big Fish, Mustard Plug, Sublime, Rancid, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Spunge, NOFX, Pietasters...

by Spike December 12, 2004

Ear Fuck

When a chick won't blow you

I think she wanted and ear fuck. I tried to stick in in her mouth and she turned her head really quick

by Spike January 6, 2005

bobo

Finnish word for a well endowed gentleman.

"That Bobo's hung like a donkey"

by Spike January 6, 2005

crocop

noun- Mirko Crocop, a Pride FC/ K1 fighter who has a tendency to break your head with his foot.

verb- To smash one's cranium with the shin or foot.

You just got Crocop'd.

by Spike January 12, 2005

e-town stomp

verb- To stomp on the head of a person who is laying in the street in an attempt to force the brain out of the cranium through either the nose or the ears. Popularized by drug dealers and gang bangers.

Shit yo' that nigga just been e-town stomped!

by Spike January 12, 2005

Whammy Kabosh

The act of overwhelming someone with their loviness and generally making them fall in Love with you forever.

She threw the Whammy Kabosh on me and then I asked her to marry me!

by Spike January 28, 2005