Spanky's definitions

fuxxor

"fucked"

i fuxxored your mom

by spanky October 19, 2003

dink out

While golfing: On any hole tee-off, if your shot fails to pass the womens tee-off spot, the other players call DINK OUT! and you must pull out your dink and play the rest of that hole with your dong hanging out of your pants.

FORE!
*slice*
shit, that thing only went two feet!
DINK OUT!!

by spanky December 18, 2003

druggy

a person that uses illegal substances e.g pot

oi druggy u got ne blow?

by spanky August 25, 2003

yo mama

yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"

yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it

by spanky July 10, 2003

Hooters

jumblies, sweater monkeys

girl, you know it's true

by spanky July 16, 2003

jard

something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG

indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!

by spanky July 10, 2003

Coprophagy

The act of eating a lovers poop.

Dan and Melissa are into Coproghagy, hence their walls are now smeared with but mud.

by spanky March 25, 2005