Spanky's definitions

IMYG

It means you're gay.

Standard P45rant answer to all of lifes questions.

It means you're gay.

by Spanky June 11, 2004

funktastic

a higher level of fantastic, on par with craptastic, cept it's good.
when something is supremely funky, it may be deemed funktastic

that guy playing the sax is just funktastic. that guy playing the washtub bass, however, is craptastic.

by spanky July 15, 2003

beer

charisma in a can.
game in a bottle.
this shit makes me smoooother than vanilla.
damn. bitches betta get ready.

me: hey ladies!!
ladies: eww, get away...
me: damn...

(after many beers)

me: how YOOU doin'?
ladies: damn...

by spanky July 10, 2003

dirty bird

A touchdown celebration created by Jamal Anderson for the 1998 Atlanta Falcons. The dance, which consisted of flapping arms to act like wings, was introduced when tight end O.J. Santiago celebrated his two-touchdown effort following a 41-10 victory at New England in early November. The fever it generated captivated a national audience as well as brought the Falcons to the front of the Atlanta sports scene.

The Dirty Bird is one of the best end zone celebrations ever.

by Spanky July 6, 2005

nose goblin

what i go mining for when i am bored at work

cripes... look at the size of that nose goblin. it's all green and bloody

by spanky July 10, 2003

ruined

when something reely peeny (see definition) happens to a person they are in a ruined state.

you toggled out on an ugly chick. soo ruined

by spanky May 25, 2003

beefdonut

1) your anushole.
2) meal prepared by making a ring of meat
3) musical artist

1) joel likes to stick long vegetables in his beefdonut
2) me: gross dude, what the fuck is that shit?
some guy: guy! that's a beefdonut!
3) me: hi beefdonut, whenz your new album coming out?
beefdonut: never, i am a lazy ass

by spanky July 10, 2003