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When someone gets angry or cross and shouts and punishes you.
Mum: How dare you!!! Get up to your room NOW!
Kid: *crying* yes Mum.
Mum: Go Mum, you told off him like a pro!
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by Somerandomguy October 25, 2018

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A
A letter that is first on the alphabet. A is for Apple
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
by Somerandomguy October 25, 2018

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A random thing I made up.
Guy 1: nenfjjfjrjjrhdb
Guy 2: what’s that mean?
Guy 1: it’s just a thing I made up.
by Somerandomguy October 25, 2018

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A train station that takes you to Hogwarts.
This way to platform 9 3/4
by Somerandomguy October 27, 2018

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Calebs are the sexiest Bitches ever!!! All the other guys wish ther were like him. Calebs have brown hair and sexy, blue eyes. All girls wish they could suck his sweet dick.
Girl 1: omg, I think I just saw god!
Girl 2: it’s not god, it’s a Caleb.
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A cross between Robin (DC comics superhero) and Hawkeye (marvel superhero.
Somerandomguy: it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no, it's Robineye!
by Somerandomguy October 26, 2018

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A number that people use in counting. A quantity of an item.
There were 3 logs in the truck.
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by Somerandomguy October 25, 2018

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