Solid Mantis's definitions

Poser

The fresh, streetwise girl from Dunwoody that always talks about all the uptight posers around her. She might even rap about them in her turbo charged ride when nobody is looking/recording, who knows but her.

She was a poser, but everybody seemed to respect her for some reason. It might have been her bank account.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Doyle

If you met a Doyle, you would think damn, I want to be around that guy more often! A Doyle is usually bout 5'1" or real close, almost 5'1" and the cool thing about a Doyle is he can drink himself under the table all day long every day and never get over 125 lbs. And he doesn't do anything but drink and he doesn't lie. Doyle is a bit of a ladies man and he can control his temper whenever he wants. Doyle will make you laugh by making a joke about you and you will keep on laughing around him. So go out and meet you a Doyle, he's a popular guy so he's usually a little preoccupied with having a life. Sometimes he's occupied too.

When are we gonna go see Doyle? It's been too long!

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

Aerobics music

Music with no heart.

Aerobics music again? That's the 87th time this week, you're slowly driving me crazy with that shit.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Friendly foe

The nicest enemy you could ever meet.

He/she was a friendly foe, and always had a smile and an insult or five to go with it. He/she was the nicest guy/girl that wanted somebody dead you'd ever meet, and pretended to be the guy's friend to the point that he almost believed it.

by Solid Mantis November 13, 2020

Raw sewage

People have swam in raw sewage before, and turned out okay. Still, the news tells people in South Florida do not walk around in the shit filled floodwaters from Tropical Storm Eta, it's dangerous. Just what people need, to be fed something else to get paranoid about, since the coronavirus didn't seem to get enough people paranoid.

South Florida resident on news- Raw sewage mixed in with the floodwater, that's other people's shit, it smells horrible, that's how I knew there was sewage in the water. I'm not going in that.

by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020

Getaway helicopter

There are people who do it that way. They don't get away in a car they get away in damn helicopter!

They left the roof of the building they hit in the getaway helicopter.

by Solid Mantis May 5, 2017

Spider sense

A sixth sense that tingles when there's something else wrong with someone or something.

Spidey-I think there's something else wrong with the guy, my spider sense is tingling.
Other guy-Something else wrong with the guy besides the alien he just gave birth to out of his stomach? What do you know that I don't know spider man?

by Solid Mantis August 24, 2018