Definitions by Solid Mantis

Charlotte 

A city so small you need a microscope to find it in the woods, in the same way you need a microscope to locate the penis of a guy from charlotte.

That guy is from charlotte, he must get a less than three inch hard on when somebody talks about the city he's from.

Charlotte by Solid Mantis September 12, 2018

Stopcock 

What you want to do with a shemale to keep her penis in its zipper.

The shemale is going to fuck you with that if you don't put stopcock to good use.

Stopcock by Solid Mantis September 6, 2018

Manizer 

A girl with an airport man, a stadium/tailgate man, a theater/ice rink man, a dinner and movies man, a club/bar/strip club man, a concerts/music/DJ/band man, a teacher/school/education man, and who knows how many others.

So you're the attractive guy from the airport she was talking about. You know for a while , as silly as it was to think that way, I thought she thought I was attractive, and I finally met the guy she was talking about. What a manizer.

Manizer by Solid Mantis September 4, 2018

Criminal mollycoddling 

A trend where criminals turn more and more into their mothers each and every day, especially the males.

Criminal mollycoddling has turned the penguin into the parakeet.

Criminal mollycoddling by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

Branches 

Could be coworkers, friends, neighbors, the guy who delivers your pizza, anybody that knows you. Mostly thought of as family, offspring, ancestors from past generations.

Even the serial killer had a network of branches, before hacking them all off.

Branches by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

Branches 

In terms of family, branches are either future generations of a family, or second plus cousins of an existing family.

The girl was Henry XXX's ninth cousin fifteen times removed, that makes them branches of the same family tree.

Branches by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

Know it all 

A walking dictionary. Somebody who either has to have 2 or more definitions per word for every one definition you type, or has to have a comeback example of the word, or another way it is used.

True Know it all- Peace is also an interjection Bart, you didn't know that because it wasn't on your list of uses of the word peace, and you were dead serious when you said it.
Bart-You're being kind of hard on me don't you think? I made a list of everything but interjection for peace, and it wasn't good enough for you know it all.

Know it all by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018