Definitions by Solid Mantis

Office hulk

The guy people say is unassuming and beige as a personality. The office thug can trigger an incident.

General looking for the office hulk- Where's the green-eyed monster? Did he go through here?
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.

Office hulk by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

Mama's girl 

A girl who's been turned into a pussy by her mother.

Mama's girl-Momma, will you bring me my gun to shoot myself? I had an awful day today, it was terrible!
Mama's girl's mother-Just take a nap and you'll feel better darling.

Mama's girl by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

Poser

Someone who represents something they're not in everyday life.

1) George W Bush is a poser, he's from Connecticut and poses as a Texas boy.

2) The midget behind the counter calling the soccer dad a suburban geek was from suburban Philly himself, which made him both a poser and a hypocrite. He was one of the hypocrites who thought everybody wasn't a hypocrite, especially himself.

Poser by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019

The degreasers

A gang who shaved their heads back in the 60s, closer to skinheads, and had many turf wars with the greasers (mostly for show since both groups made a lot of money off what they were doing).

The degreasers were a brotherhood of some dangerous kids.

The degreasers by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019

Nobody cares 

A lot like saying everything's gonna be okay, even though 50 people just died and evidently everything's not okay. Another way for a person who has little control of themselves to remain in control of others.

Girl-Nobody cares about what this guy has to say, he's a liar and a racist and what else let me think oh he's an ignorant misogynist idiot shithead. Ill think of more stuff to call him later, once I know what I'm doing and why again.

Nobody cares by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019

Charity

What nobody cares people start when you mention their nobody cares mentality. Usually they ask for a donation to their charity, and they say they're gonna feed kids in another country that are 50 pounds underweight for their age, or elderly folks who survived a famine and a plague. They think of this as what good natured/willed people do, and think everyone will think they are wonderful and good natured and that nobody will question it.

He/she started a million dollar charity with donations (collections) to feed hungry kids and elderly folks, what would you like to bring to the table? $25? $50?

Charity by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019

Awestruck 

What somebody would tell you they are when they want to try a new trick on you.

He/she thinks they're gonna play up to your ego by telling you how awestruck they are by your presence. Sounds too good to be true though.

Awestruck by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019