Expectations

Impossible or unrealistic expectations are not something anybody is going to live up to.
Some people were expecting the guy to work himself out until he physically resembled Superman in order to keep his job. They didn't want him touching drugs, since drugs were like kryptonite, they wanted him to comply with their wholesome agenda/program. They called it lighting a fire under his ass. They could not under any circumstances, let the guy do what they were paying him to do or be human instead of superhuman, they had to turn his best efforts into bullshit over doing human shit that other humans did, and not satisfying their expectations.
by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021
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Jellyfish girl

Another name for a soft-hearted girl that likes being around other soft, spiritual people and hates anybody else.
The jellyfish girl wanted more people to go to the church that combined science and spirituality, and not with a focus on religion, so she started her own.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019
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Rape whistle

The whistle a guy gives as his mating call to an unwilling female, usually from his friends passenger seat.
Doomboy's whistle started off ordinary, but when the girl rejected his advance he began to get upset, and it turned into a rape whistle.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018
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Real estate

A market for people to make money off people that want a place to live.
People and entities involved in real estate benefit the most from an influx of outsiders moving to an area, so of course they want high census counts and little to no resistance to their plan.
by Solid Mantis May 22, 2021
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Z

The letter people replace a different letter with to make a word sound more hip than it is.
Guy- That kid is gettin drezzed for skizzool.
Guy's friend- He's also laughing at you.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2019
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Tame

To put invisible chains on someone or something.
The girl got mauled trying to tame the mountain lion at the zoo. She took a gamble with it and didn't leave Vegas a winner. Nature got even.
by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020
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Shrimp dick

The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.
by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018
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