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This term is said to have originated in England before the 16th century, refering to the lower class whose diet primarily consisted of "crackers", actually biscuits. Many of their descendants were sent to the Georgia penal colony, hence "Georgia crackers." White people had invented this name for themselves before the first slave was brought to America, although it is still in use today by mostly older blacks referring to whites.
by Smith April 17, 2005
Get the Kracker mug.The act of running to the bathroom after a long hard night of drinking and eating Aramark Brand college food where your large intestine lets loose a foul wave of crap in under 1 second.
I heard that reverse vomiting is an act that occurs a lot after thirsty thursday
Dude, That reverse vomiting got to me again...
Dude, That reverse vomiting got to me again...
by Smith November 17, 2003
Get the reverse vomiting mug.Any individual to whom the following axioms apply:
1.) Not height/weight proportional (see fatty)
2.) Unable (or unwilling) to bathe themselves on a regular basis
3.) Live eight months out of the year in a pathetic, perverse, slug-like, and anti-social haze that involves playing copious amounts of fantasy role-playing games, whining about the lack of a current renaissance festival, and casting spells on those who do possess some semblance of social normality.
4.) Works for an ISP.
1.) Not height/weight proportional (see fatty)
2.) Unable (or unwilling) to bathe themselves on a regular basis
3.) Live eight months out of the year in a pathetic, perverse, slug-like, and anti-social haze that involves playing copious amounts of fantasy role-playing games, whining about the lack of a current renaissance festival, and casting spells on those who do possess some semblance of social normality.
4.) Works for an ISP.
VanCleve shot down the rennie in dial-up that invited him to her pagan love circle at the Renaissance Festival.
by Smith November 19, 2003
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a.) Believes that donning a spring dress will impress the nearest alpha male.
b.) Believes that donning a spring dress will cause every female in proximity to magically open their floodgates of sexual desire.
c.) Believes that donning a spring dress is a good idea when inebriated.
d.) Poops incessantly and feels that it is their god-given duty and a Good Thing™ to tell co-workers, friends, and potential female companions alike about the movement's stench, intensity, and satisfying conclusion.
a.) Believes that donning a spring dress will impress the nearest alpha male.
b.) Believes that donning a spring dress will cause every female in proximity to magically open their floodgates of sexual desire.
c.) Believes that donning a spring dress is a good idea when inebriated.
d.) Poops incessantly and feels that it is their god-given duty and a Good Thing™ to tell co-workers, friends, and potential female companions alike about the movement's stench, intensity, and satisfying conclusion.
by Smith November 20, 2003
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by Smith December 3, 2003
Get the pejector mug.After a night of fun with his pejector at Rascals, jaxxor's BLQ peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him homo.
by Smith December 3, 2003
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