smith's definitions

jaxxor

Any male who:

a.) Believes that donning a spring dress will impress the nearest alpha male.
b.) Believes that donning a spring dress will cause every female in proximity to magically open their floodgates of sexual desire.
c.) Believes that donning a spring dress is a good idea when inebriated.
d.) Poops incessantly and feels that it is their god-given duty and a Good Thing™ to tell co-workers, friends, and potential female companions alike about the movement's stench, intensity, and satisfying conclusion.

Any guy who would wear a dress because of another man truly is a jaxxor.

by Smith November 20, 2003

Placadus

similair to poodoop but it sounds more like a pen splashing into water

I was doin my buisness at target when i heard the pladacus from the stall next to me

by smith September 1, 2004

tasmania

A really cool fun place to be seen, Tasmania is the best state is Australia, come and visit our lush rainforests or our beautiful beaches, you will find yourself immersed in a land of history and boundless environmental splendour.

"Tasmania is really cool and i wouldn't want to live anywhere else, really really fun place to live, really cool, really really cool, best ever, best, just plain cool, the best cool infact, better than the best of the cool.

by Smith July 27, 2004

Striche

Pronounced Streesh. Italian original meaning jizz marks.

Dude, your damn dog left striche marks my pants.

by Smith May 13, 2005

reverse vomiting

The act of running to the bathroom after a long hard night of drinking and eating Aramark Brand college food where your large intestine lets loose a foul wave of crap in under 1 second.

I heard that reverse vomiting is an act that occurs a lot after thirsty thursday

Dude, That reverse vomiting got to me again...

by Smith November 17, 2003

Thug Sausage

Someone similar to the shlong patrol, but has no penis, and no face

or

someone who can sing good.

You are not a member of thug sausage you fat kid.

by smith March 13, 2003

Quiff

Popularized mostly by 50s Rockabillys, a quiff is basically a forelock that is longer than the rest of one's hair on top, and is usually combed upwards (and back), or to the side, or made to hang over the forehead.
Depending on the wearers hair type a spot of gel or grease may be in order. Very stylish & manly. If done properly.

The quiff is often worn as a variation or 'evolution' on the very simple (and very manly) crew cut, or with the (longer & back-combed) 'duck's arse' or DA hairstyle.

Called a 'banane' in French, for obvious reasons.

A few Famous Quiffs:

Elvis Presley

Travolta in 'Grease'

Morrissey

Chris Isaak

There's lots more, but has anyone seen the massive quiffs on those Japanese high-school rebel kids (often the heroes of 'shonen manga' (Japanese comics for boys))?? They kick ass!

by Smith January 24, 2005