SmashTheState's definitions

bud light cowboy

A bud light cowboy is a person who thinks drinking beer and driving a truck makes them country. Typically lives in a a big house off daddy's money. Loves post 9/11 "country" " music".

does that bud light cowboy really think he's country? How cute.

by SmashTheState August 16, 2023

plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.

post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.

by SmashTheState August 20, 2023

bbc

big bodied cock

i need some bbc

by SmashTheState August 21, 2023

bong shaman

this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.

you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.

by SmashTheState January 10, 2025

whiskey boner

When you’re so drunk, you get a Boner. A side effect of many drugs, including alcohol.

Hey girl, you ready to go cause I got a whiskey Boner

by SmashTheState May 22, 2023

Going feral

Dropping out of domesticated society and living off the land, with or without other people.

As soon as I learn to start fire without matches, I’m going feral.

by SmashTheState May 22, 2023

perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

by SmashTheState May 30, 2023