perl clutching

When someone insists on using perl in modern web sites because php is a fad.

Bill is such a perl clutcher he refuses to learn JavaScript.

Bill is perl clutching.

by SmashTheState May 31, 2023

get with alice

to get with alice is to fall down the rabbit hole (often chemically assisted)

that acid helped me get with alice

by SmashTheState November 14, 2023

Going feral

Dropping out of domesticated society and living off the land, with or without other people.

As soon as I learn to start fire without matches, I’m going feral.

by SmashTheState May 22, 2023

Anarchocapitalism

Anarchocapitalism is essentially a reducto ad absurdum of neoliberalism that somehow became a political identity.

Anarchocapitalism replaces state oppression with oppression by private capital.

by SmashTheState July 11, 2023

Terfism

Terfism is when women take it upon themselves to gatekeep femininity. Not to be confused with actual feminism.

Terfism is just misogyny with extra steps

by SmashTheState July 20, 2023

echad

an eboy who looks particularly masculine and/or gets laid a lot

he's such an echad

by SmashTheState May 05, 2024

Tradition

Peer pressure from dead people

Man, I’m feeling a lot of tradition to start a family or some shit

by SmashTheState June 30, 2023