SmashTheState's definitions

Tradition

Peer pressure from dead people

Man, I’m feeling a lot of tradition to start a family or some shit

by SmashTheState June 30, 2023

Anarchocapitalism

Anarchocapitalism is essentially a reducto ad absurdum of neoliberalism that somehow became a political identity.

Anarchocapitalism replaces state oppression with oppression by private capital.

by SmashTheState July 11, 2023

plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.

post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.

by SmashTheState August 20, 2023

Lgbtq agenda

The lgbtq agenda is:
-not being killed for existing
-not being oppressed for existing

There is no lgbtq agenda

by SmashTheState June 30, 2023

whiskey boner

When you’re so drunk, you get a Boner. A side effect of many drugs, including alcohol.

Hey girl, you ready to go cause I got a whiskey Boner

by SmashTheState May 22, 2023

micropuke

To puke a very small amount

I micropuked like 3 grains of rice last night.

by SmashTheState June 7, 2023

echad

an eboy who looks particularly masculine and/or gets laid a lot

he's such an echad

by SmashTheState May 5, 2024