Definitions by SlopNChop

Horny

When all a person has on there mind is sex

Steve : Wow I'm so Horny would you like to have the pleasure of fucking me?
Kiersten : You are a Creepy old man I wouldn't fuck you if you were the last person on earth!
Steve : But I want to Fuck!
Kiersten : Buzz off bastard!
Steve : No I'm Horny and I want to fuck!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself and leave me alone!
Steve : Ok
Steve : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey this is fun!
Kiersten : OMG that is disgusting I'm callin the cops!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Hey I gave myself a cumfacial!
Kiersten : HELP!

Horny by SlopNChop February 21, 2017

Pontoon 

When a person rub's there face in another person's ass vigorously!

Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!

Pontoon by SlopNChop February 20, 2017

Stimulate 

When a guy's get's sexual aroused and his penis expands so it can be pleasured.

Chad : Oh Kiersten I just love to run my hands through your soft long hair and it always smells so good!
Kiersten : Well I hope it Stimulates your dick cause I like to suck it and stick it in my body!
Chad : Well why don't you just give me A blowjob while I'm caressing your hair then I will fuck you from behind and I will rub my face in your beautiful locks!
Kiersten : Oh Chad I think I just creamed on your sheets!
Chad : No problem my wife's gonna wash them tomorrow anyway we can cum on them all we want!
Kiersten : Oh boy let's have a cumfest!
Chad : Let the mess begin!

Stimulate by SlopNChop February 20, 2017

bun 

The round oval part of the butt that sticks out also attract's attention to the male or female

Chad : Damn Kiersten your bun's are so fine!
Kiersten : I like when you hold them tight and apply pressure to my tight little pussy with your big strong cock!
Chad : Well let's not waste another minute shall we fuck?
Kiersten : Yeah Boy!

bun by SlopNChop February 20, 2017

Cheerleader 

The cute half dressed girls or guy's at the game that everyone's attention is attracted too

Kiersten : Hey Chad did you know I can place my legs behind my head!
Chad: Well aren't you just A Flexible girl!
Kiersten : Yeah I used to be a Cheerleader!
Chad : Wow I remember that I liked it when you did the high kicks and I could see your leg's!
Kiersten : Oh Chad I bet you were thinking about more than just leg's!
Chad : Yeah like what was in between them!
Kiersten : Yes you and all the other horny guy's at the game!
Chad : But I was the lucky one cause you had Cheer sex with me!
Kiersten : Who's Say's your the only lucky one!

Cheerleader by SlopNChop February 13, 2017

Blossom 

When a young girl becomes a women develops breast's grow's hair longer firms up her butt and start's her period.

Craig : Wow that Kiersten is so damn hot just how do you get to fuck that?
Chad : Well ive known her for quite some time see I used to fuck her mom so I got to watch Kiersten Blossom into the hot young babe she is today.
Craig : So you was just fucking her mom until Kiersten got old enough to fuck?
Chad: You bet but damn her mom was amazing in bed as well!
Craig : So is her mom still single?
Chad : No cause I still fuck her when Kiersten is on her period!
Craig : Nice!

Blossom by SlopNChop February 12, 2017

Girl On Girl 

When two naked girls kiss rub each other's pussy's sissor and stick dildo's in each other.

Chad's Wife : I cannot believe that Chad would cheat on me I thought we were in love!
Kiersten : Yeah he is an asshole for the most part so would you like to pay him back with some Girl On Girl before he get's home?
Chad's Wife : Sure I haven't had any pleasure for quite some time!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad's Wife : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Oh hi Chad I was just pleasuring your wife!
Chad : What The Fuck!
Chad's Wife : Yeah paybacks are a bitch!
Chad : Oh no ive been wanting a 3 way for quite some time just give me a second to get naked!
Kiersten : Sorry Chad not this time it's just Girl On Girl you can't join in silly!
Chad : But I can watch! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Girl On Girl by SlopNChop February 10, 2017