Chad : Damn Abi your hair is so long and soft! Ahhhh!
Abi : Cock!
Chad : Great idea I should rub my cock all over you hair! Ahhhh!
Abi : Suck Cock?
Chad : Great idea you should suck my cock!
Abi : Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Abi : Fuck Cock?
Chad : Great idea you should fuck my cock!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Steve : Hey Chad! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Chad : God damn't Steve im trying to fuck Abi!
Abi : 2 Cock's?
Chad : Great idea we should double fuck you!
Abi : Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! COCK! COCK! COCK!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Hey Chad! OH MY GOD!
Chad : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!!
Kiresten : So did you ask Chad if we could have a Raise?
Kaylee : Well no but im pretty sure Abi will be getting a Raise real soon!
Kiersten : That Bitch! What does she have that we don't have?
Kaylee : Well Chad's cock in her for one!
Kiersten : Oh Great we have to give him a Raise to get a Raise!
Abi : Cock!
Chad : Great idea I should rub my cock all over you hair! Ahhhh!
Abi : Suck Cock?
Chad : Great idea you should suck my cock!
Abi : Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Abi : Fuck Cock?
Chad : Great idea you should fuck my cock!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Steve : Hey Chad! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Chad : God damn't Steve im trying to fuck Abi!
Abi : 2 Cock's?
Chad : Great idea we should double fuck you!
Abi : Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! COCK! COCK! COCK!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Hey Chad! OH MY GOD!
Chad : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!!
Kiresten : So did you ask Chad if we could have a Raise?
Kaylee : Well no but im pretty sure Abi will be getting a Raise real soon!
Kiersten : That Bitch! What does she have that we don't have?
Kaylee : Well Chad's cock in her for one!
Kiersten : Oh Great we have to give him a Raise to get a Raise!
by SlopNChop August 15, 2018
Get the Raisemug. Steve : So did you Fuck Piper last night? (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
Chad : Mmm I sure did cum was running out of her like a leaky faucet.
Piper : Hey Chad im Pregnant so you might want to get another job so you can support me and our baby.
Chad : Fuck That I already got 2 if I get another job I won't have time to Fuck girls.
Piper : Well I guess you wont be doing that anymore cause im the only pussy your gonna Fuck GOT IT!
Chad : FUCK MY LIFE!
Steve : Wow Chad sounds like you gave Piper a pregnant Fuck last night. (Wink)
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up & Go Fuck Yourself You Jackass!
Steve : Ok Oh Steve Fuck Me (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
Chad : Mmm I sure did cum was running out of her like a leaky faucet.
Piper : Hey Chad im Pregnant so you might want to get another job so you can support me and our baby.
Chad : Fuck That I already got 2 if I get another job I won't have time to Fuck girls.
Piper : Well I guess you wont be doing that anymore cause im the only pussy your gonna Fuck GOT IT!
Chad : FUCK MY LIFE!
Steve : Wow Chad sounds like you gave Piper a pregnant Fuck last night. (Wink)
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up & Go Fuck Yourself You Jackass!
Steve : Ok Oh Steve Fuck Me (Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh)
by SlopNChop December 06, 2020
Get the Fuckmug. Kiersten : Why are you so mad Kaylee?
Kaylee : When I told you you could crash on my couch I did not intend for you to have Sex on it!
Kiersten : Sorry but Jake texted me last night and said he was sorry, then I told him to come over so we could make up!
Kaylee : Well why the hell didn't you just go to his house and make up!
Kiersten : Because silly you have a leather couch and it so amazing to have Sex on leather and cum won't stain it!
Kaylee : Whatever!
Kiersten : I'm serious all I had to do was wipe it down with your shirt!
Kaylee : WHAT!
Chad : Uh why does it smell like rotten fish in here today?
Kiersten : Oh that's would be Kaylee I wiped up Jake's cum with her shirt after we had Sex on her couch!
Chad : Uh that's Gross!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding Kaylee should do her laundry more often!
Kaylee : Shut up you fucking BITCH!
Kaylee : When I told you you could crash on my couch I did not intend for you to have Sex on it!
Kiersten : Sorry but Jake texted me last night and said he was sorry, then I told him to come over so we could make up!
Kaylee : Well why the hell didn't you just go to his house and make up!
Kiersten : Because silly you have a leather couch and it so amazing to have Sex on leather and cum won't stain it!
Kaylee : Whatever!
Kiersten : I'm serious all I had to do was wipe it down with your shirt!
Kaylee : WHAT!
Chad : Uh why does it smell like rotten fish in here today?
Kiersten : Oh that's would be Kaylee I wiped up Jake's cum with her shirt after we had Sex on her couch!
Chad : Uh that's Gross!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding Kaylee should do her laundry more often!
Kaylee : Shut up you fucking BITCH!
by SlopNChop December 26, 2017
Get the Sexmug. Chad and Kiersten snuck into a walk in freezer at Walmart and made some Cumsicals!
On a cold January evening Chad lost his house key he couldn't wait till his wife got home cause his dick was super hard so him and Kiersten just made Cumsical's on the front porch till she got home!
On a cold January evening Chad lost his house key he couldn't wait till his wife got home cause his dick was super hard so him and Kiersten just made Cumsical's on the front porch till she got home!
by SlopNChop December 17, 2016
Get the Cumsicalmug. Jake : Oh Kiersten I just love it when your soft blonde hair brushes my face it gives me a instant boner!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!
Kiersten : Wow I didn't know my hair was so powerful maybe I should pleasure that boner for you.
Steve : Excuse me guys could you point me to the crapper I need to let out some Timber!
Jake : Get lost you fuckin idiot !
Kiersten : Well I guess that killed the mood!
Jake : No just let me caress your hair so I can reboner!
Kiersten : Caress Away!
by SlopNChop July 25, 2017
Get the Timbermug. Beth : It was so nice to see you and your family together at church yesterday you should go more often!
Chad : Yeah I have to work a lot of Sunday's but it's such a rewarding feeling to get in touch with the lord!
Kiersten : Hey Chad I think I left my panties in your bed Saturday night could you bring them by my place after work.
Beth : O My God do you Fuck another women besides your wife?
Chad : Hell no I Fuck many women besides my wife!
Beth : You god damn dirty asshole I hope you go to hell!
Chad : Wow what A dirty mouth you have guess I will see you there!
Beth : And I bet you don't even work on Sunday's either!
Chad : Hey sex is work I only have 4 hours to Fuck 5 women and 2 guy's!
Beth : You fuck guy's too AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Yeah I have to work a lot of Sunday's but it's such a rewarding feeling to get in touch with the lord!
Kiersten : Hey Chad I think I left my panties in your bed Saturday night could you bring them by my place after work.
Beth : O My God do you Fuck another women besides your wife?
Chad : Hell no I Fuck many women besides my wife!
Beth : You god damn dirty asshole I hope you go to hell!
Chad : Wow what A dirty mouth you have guess I will see you there!
Beth : And I bet you don't even work on Sunday's either!
Chad : Hey sex is work I only have 4 hours to Fuck 5 women and 2 guy's!
Beth : You fuck guy's too AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by SlopNChop March 12, 2017
Get the Fuckmug. Steve : Hey Kiersten how's it goin Boop!
Kiersten : Don't you ever Boop me again you son of a bitch!
Steve : Gee someone's in a bad mood today!
Steve : Hey Kaylee Boop!
Kaylee : Get lost creap!
Steve : Gee my Booping is not getting me any attention today!
Steve : Hey Chad Boop!
Chad : Oh Steve Mmmmm!
Steve : Oh Jesus Christ Ahhhhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHH! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Boop!
Steve : Wow A smooch, dick in the ass, & A Boop!
Kiersten : Don't you ever Boop me again you son of a bitch!
Steve : Gee someone's in a bad mood today!
Steve : Hey Kaylee Boop!
Kaylee : Get lost creap!
Steve : Gee my Booping is not getting me any attention today!
Steve : Hey Chad Boop!
Chad : Oh Steve Mmmmm!
Steve : Oh Jesus Christ Ahhhhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHH! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Boop!
Steve : Wow A smooch, dick in the ass, & A Boop!
by SlopNChop January 18, 2018
Get the Boopmug.