Kiersten : Oh Jake last night was amazing your super hard cock really rocked my pussy!
Jake : I wish I could just kiss you all day long fuck this work shit!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit messin around and get some work done!
Kiersten : Jake wore me out last night in bed sorry were are a little sluggish!
Chad : Don't piss me off BITCH!
Jake : Hey you can't call my girl that and by the way there's a huge Booger hanging out of your nose!
Kiersten : Ohh It's all green and slimy LOL!
Chad : MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh that's fuckin gross!
Chad : Yeah like watchin you two make out get the work or your FIRED!
Jake : Whatever you say Booger breath!
Jake : I wish I could just kiss you all day long fuck this work shit!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit messin around and get some work done!
Kiersten : Jake wore me out last night in bed sorry were are a little sluggish!
Chad : Don't piss me off BITCH!
Jake : Hey you can't call my girl that and by the way there's a huge Booger hanging out of your nose!
Kiersten : Ohh It's all green and slimy LOL!
Chad : MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh that's fuckin gross!
Chad : Yeah like watchin you two make out get the work or your FIRED!
Jake : Whatever you say Booger breath!
by SlopNChop May 20, 2017
Kiersten : Chad where are you at you were supposed to stop by my place on your way home and fuck me?
Chad : Sorry I ran into Jess at the market and she wanted to try out these new condom's with extra ribs on them!
Kiersten : WHAT!!!!
Chad : Sorry I ran into Jess at the market and she wanted to try out these new condom's with extra ribs on them!
Kiersten : WHAT!!!!
by SlopNChop December 06, 2016
Chad : Oh Kiersten do you remember when we enjoyed Making Love after work together every night of the week!
Kiersten : Uh we never Made Love you stopped by my place fucked me real quick and then went home to your wife!
Chad : Yeah that's true but I did love fucking your pussy and sucking your tit's!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Chad : Remember when I was fucking you the neighbors pounded on the window and told us to shut up so I put a pillow over your face?
Kiersten : YOU ASSHOLE!
Chad : Remember when I fucked you in the asshole and made you squeal like a pig?
Kiersten : Remember when I kicked you in the balls and made you throw up?
Chad : No when did that happen?
Kiersten : Now!
Chad : Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh God Damn!
Kiersten : Uh we never Made Love you stopped by my place fucked me real quick and then went home to your wife!
Chad : Yeah that's true but I did love fucking your pussy and sucking your tit's!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Chad : Remember when I was fucking you the neighbors pounded on the window and told us to shut up so I put a pillow over your face?
Kiersten : YOU ASSHOLE!
Chad : Remember when I fucked you in the asshole and made you squeal like a pig?
Kiersten : Remember when I kicked you in the balls and made you throw up?
Chad : No when did that happen?
Kiersten : Now!
Chad : Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh God Damn!
by SlopNChop July 27, 2017
Craig : So why were you late for work again today?
Chad: I was over at Kiersten's again and we went "All Night Long" and my dick was tired this morning!
Craig : Nice!!!
Chad: I was over at Kiersten's again and we went "All Night Long" and my dick was tired this morning!
Craig : Nice!!!
by SlopNChop February 05, 2017
Chad caught Kiersten giving Craig Head in his office and demanded they each give him some or be fired!
by SlopNChop November 27, 2016
As Chad was fucking Keirsten from behind her sexy blonde locks brushed his face and made his boner harder and harder!
by SlopNChop May 17, 2016
A popular gym franchise where people can workout 24 hours a day seven days a week and also get a free slice of pizza
Chad : Hey Kiersten I got some bad news your going to be our new weekend bitch for A while!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
by SlopNChop July 27, 2018