Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! LA! LA! LA! LA! Uhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Ohh! Jake's getting some Pie for lunch! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey Chad do you need some help with that?
Chad : Sure dude and I can help you with yours!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : What the hell is going on here?
Steve : Were making each other cream!
Chad : Yeah why don't you drop your pant's and show us some Pie BITCH!
Steve : Yeah Pie Bitch! Huh! Huh! Pie is good Huh! Huh!
Kaylee : You two are fuckin pigs!
Chad : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!
Steve : Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Kaylee : Oh God why do I have to work around livestock?
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Ohh! Jake's getting some Pie for lunch! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey Chad do you need some help with that?
Chad : Sure dude and I can help you with yours!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : What the hell is going on here?
Steve : Were making each other cream!
Chad : Yeah why don't you drop your pant's and show us some Pie BITCH!
Steve : Yeah Pie Bitch! Huh! Huh! Pie is good Huh! Huh!
Kaylee : You two are fuckin pigs!
Chad : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!
Steve : Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Kaylee : Oh God why do I have to work around livestock?
by SlopNChop August 30, 2018
Get the Piemug. A piece girls clothing that guys enjoy ripping off so they can tap that pleasure hole between there legs.
Chad likes sex but Keirsten 's panties are always in the way.
While Chad's Wife was making the bed she found Kiersten's Panties under the sheets and began to scream.
Chad creamed on Kiersten's silk Panties before he fucked the shit out of her pussy!
While Chad's Wife was making the bed she found Kiersten's Panties under the sheets and began to scream.
Chad creamed on Kiersten's silk Panties before he fucked the shit out of her pussy!
by SlopNChop December 30, 2016
Get the pantiesmug. Kiersten : Hey Chad will you put some lube on my pussy before you fuck me please!
Chad : Sorry I forgot the lube look's like a rough night!
Kiersten : Ok then just use some spit that will soften it up!
Kiersten : I said spit honey not a Loogie!
Chad : Oh wow when I squeeze your pussy lips together the snot runs out the end!
Kiersten : Ew Gross! Just Fuck Me Already!
Chad : Sorry I'm not in the mood besides I don't want to stick my dick in snot!
Kiersten : You Asshole!
Chad : But I will stick it in you ass!
Kiersten : Fine!
Chad : Sorry I forgot the lube look's like a rough night!
Kiersten : Ok then just use some spit that will soften it up!
Kiersten : I said spit honey not a Loogie!
Chad : Oh wow when I squeeze your pussy lips together the snot runs out the end!
Kiersten : Ew Gross! Just Fuck Me Already!
Chad : Sorry I'm not in the mood besides I don't want to stick my dick in snot!
Kiersten : You Asshole!
Chad : But I will stick it in you ass!
Kiersten : Fine!
by SlopNChop March 20, 2017
Get the Loogiemug. Kiersten : Wow Jake gave me an amazing creampie last night!
Chad : Yeah I just gave the wifey A facial!
Steve : Well that was after you gave me a Cream Sandwich CHAD!
Chad : Shut the fuck up STEVE!
Steve : Maybe you should punish me and spank me with your big long dick CHAD!
Chad : We should go to my office so I can give you A dick spank & Cream Sandwich STEVE!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Oh Gross!
Chad : Yeah I just gave the wifey A facial!
Steve : Well that was after you gave me a Cream Sandwich CHAD!
Chad : Shut the fuck up STEVE!
Steve : Maybe you should punish me and spank me with your big long dick CHAD!
Chad : We should go to my office so I can give you A dick spank & Cream Sandwich STEVE!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Oh Gross!
by SlopNChop June 15, 2018
Get the Cream Sandwichmug. Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!
by SlopNChop October 31, 2016
Get the Sasuage And Baconmug. Chad : Damn Kylie your legs are so smooth! Ahhh!
Kiley : Stop touching me you perve!
Chad : Mmm! And those little socks on your feet are so cute! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : Did you just Cum to the thought of my socks?
Chad : Uh yeah socks make me Cum! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : KNOCK IT OFF YOU ASSHOLE!
Ben : HEY JACKASS STOP HARASSING MY WIFE!
Chad : Sorry she makes me Cum! Ahhhhhhhh!
Ben : Im gonna chop your fucking dick off if you don't stop!
Chad : Oh Shit's
Kiley : Thanks baby wanna go home and Cum for me?
Ben : Oh baby im gonna Cum all over your face leg's face tummy and those cute little socks of your's!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ben : That's It Your A Dead Man!
Chad : Oh Shit's!
Kiley : Stop touching me you perve!
Chad : Mmm! And those little socks on your feet are so cute! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : Did you just Cum to the thought of my socks?
Chad : Uh yeah socks make me Cum! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiley : KNOCK IT OFF YOU ASSHOLE!
Ben : HEY JACKASS STOP HARASSING MY WIFE!
Chad : Sorry she makes me Cum! Ahhhhhhhh!
Ben : Im gonna chop your fucking dick off if you don't stop!
Chad : Oh Shit's
Kiley : Thanks baby wanna go home and Cum for me?
Ben : Oh baby im gonna Cum all over your face leg's face tummy and those cute little socks of your's!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ben : That's It Your A Dead Man!
Chad : Oh Shit's!
by SlopNChop December 20, 2018
Get the Cummug. Kaylee : Wow Jakes really mad today!
Kiersten : What's the big deal so I went Number 2 on his dick last night!
Kaylee : So I guess anal sex wasn't the best idea!
Chad : God Damn't Steve if you want me to continue fucking you in the ass you cannot go Number 2 on my dick ok!
Steve : Im sorry baby it's just your dick in my ass just makes me so excited plus I really like chili & tacos!
Chad : Yeah you do like licking chili off my dick & balls don't you!
Kaylee : Oh my god you two are so disgusting!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding so gross guy's so gross!
Kiersten : What's the big deal so I went Number 2 on his dick last night!
Kaylee : So I guess anal sex wasn't the best idea!
Chad : God Damn't Steve if you want me to continue fucking you in the ass you cannot go Number 2 on my dick ok!
Steve : Im sorry baby it's just your dick in my ass just makes me so excited plus I really like chili & tacos!
Chad : Yeah you do like licking chili off my dick & balls don't you!
Kaylee : Oh my god you two are so disgusting!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding so gross guy's so gross!
by SlopNChop June 21, 2018
Get the Number 2mug.