Definitions by SlopNChop

Dick 

An expandable muscle located between a man's thighs often used to pleasure the mouth pussy or anus

Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so sad!
Kiersten : Well last night Brad was at my place fucking my pussy with his big strong Dick until Jake busted down the god damn door and ran him off, then her pulled out his long hard Dick shoved it in my mouth slapped me in the face and took off there I was with cum in my pussy and mouth and no guy to cuddle me!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten let me cuddle you and if you want you can caress my breasts!
Kiersten : Thanks but it's just not the same without a Dick!
Kaylee : Well do you want me to have an operation and get a Dick so I can pleasure you!
Kiersten : Oh yes that would be great!
Kaylee : It was a fucking joke are you crazy do you really think I would grow a Dick just to make you happy!
Kiersten : Well some friend your are!

Dick by SlopNChop September 25, 2017

Fuck Tool

A guys penis often used to fix a girl with a broken heart or down on her luck

Kiersten : Thanks Brad for fixing my sink sorry I can't pay you right now my boyfriend keeps breaking the bed and shitting on my furniture when we have sex!
Brad : Hey baby don't cry your money is no good with me anyway hey ive got just the tool to fix your problems!
Kiersten : And what might that be!
Brad : It's the most used tool in my collection!
Kiersten : Oh wow that's an amazing Fuck Tool do you think it could fix me?
Brad : Well it's never let me down yet!
Kiersten : Oh Brad! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! AHH! AHH! AHH! BRAD! BRAD BRAD!
Brad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jake : Hey what's going on in there!
Kiersten : Oh BRAD! it's so amazing
Brad : Ride em cowgirl!
Kiersten : Yee Haw! Cum for me baby!
Brad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : What The Fuck! Brad I know your in there get your Fuck Tool outta my girl!

Fuck Tool by SlopNChop September 21, 2017

Virgin

A person who's never had there privates touched in a sexual manor

Kiersten : OOOO! Come on baby make me cum!
Jake : Ahh!
Kiersten : Oh O God Damn! Why do guys always have to fart in my bed when I'm tryin to have an orgasm?
Jake : Just how many guys have actually been in your bed?
Kiersten : O how sweet you thought I was a Virgin when we met WRONG!
Jake : Well ive fucked more girls than most porn stars have!
Kiersten : Well why don't you go fart in there bed and get the fuck out of mine!
Jake : Fine I'm going to Maddison's she's a Virgin!
Kiersten : Don't bother she's a lesbian!
Jake : Yeah right she's hotter than you!
Kiersten : I already slept with her and she didn't fart in my bed!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Really that made you cum! GET THE FUCK OUT!

Virgin by SlopNChop September 19, 2017

Weekend 

Two days at the end of a week when nobody works and if they do it's usually a second job or an asshole boss who takes advantage of you.

Steve : Hello
Chad : Hey Steve I noticed when I was leaving work yesterday there was a lot of pee cake and poop stains in the bathrooms & it smells like an out house in our breakroom clean them up real good this Weekend.
Steve : Oh would it be ok if I eat the pee cake I just love the taste of pee?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out and if you want grab a spoon and eat some shit too!
Steve : Really pee cake & shit turds I'm so lucky it's gonna be A great Weekend!
Chad : Well I better let you get to work me and the wifey are on our way to the beach!
Chad's Wife : What kind of fuckin idiots do you have working for you?
Chad : Hey it's so hard to find A good Weekend bitch when you find an idiot you make them happy!
Chad's Wife : True Weekend help is so hard to find!

Weekend by SlopNChop September 16, 2017

Patty Cakes 

When a guy is pounding a pussy and slaps the girls ass at the same time

Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Oh Oh Oh! Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!

Kiersten : Harder! Harder!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Damn you sure like them Patty Cakes don't ya!
Kiersten : More More!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : That's it baby keep cummin! Mmmmmmmm!

Jake : Wow you ass is so fine I just love to give you Patty Cakes!

Patty Cakes by SlopNChop September 12, 2017

Bed Bounce

When vigorous sexual activity occurs in a bed

Andy : So this is your Bedroom wow if only these walls could talk!
Kiersten : Yeah I go through a different mattress about every 6 month's!
Andy : So do you wanna make that Bed Bounce or what?
Kiersten : I thought you'd never ask!
Andy: Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! AHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOO!
Andy : Oh my god the Bed's Bouncing now!
Kiersten : Don't stop keep cumming!
Andy : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O Andy marinade me!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMMM! You forgot my pussy!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : And my legs!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Don't forget my tummy!
Andy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow your dick is so strong and you can really pack the cum!
Andy : Yeah girls like it when I pound and season them!

Bed Bounce by SlopNChop September 7, 2017

Twins 

A perfectly evenly sized pair of breast's

Chad: Oh Yeah! WOOOO! WOOOO! WOOOO!
Kiersten : Well I guess I just made you happy!
Chad: Hell yeah it's been a while since I seen the Twins!
Kiersten : Wanna caress them?
Chad: O thank you god I knew you were up there!
Kiersten : That will be $200 please!
Chad : Fuck that I can caress Steve's for free!
Steve : Hey Chad I heard you wanted to caress the Twins!
Chad : Oh! Oh Yeah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! MMMMMMMMMM! La La La La!
Steve : Oh I think I just creamed my pants!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your boob job is costing me business!
Steve : Don't hate me cause of my beautiful Twins!
Kiersten : Your a fuckin retard!

Twins by SlopNChop September 4, 2017