SlopNChop's definitions

Sex

When two people remove there clothes kiss & touch each other and connect there body parts together to create pleasure

Dylan : Hey dude where were you at last night?
Chad : Having Sex on Adina's deck!
Dylan : O God Damn Adina's so HOT!
Chad : Not with her she's a virgin prude her step sister Skye!
Dylan : Hey do you mind if I bring Melody over to Adina's deck tonight!
Chad : Sure come on over there's plenty of room for two couples to have Sex Adina's deck!
Dylan : Mmmm Im gonna cum all over Adina's deck tonight!
Chad : Yeah me too and Adina's mom!
Dylan : Skye Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Melody Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Dylan : Adina Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Adina's Mom Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Chad Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Bree : Hey Adina those two guy's over there jacking off are going to have Sex and cum all over your deck tonight!
Adina : God my sister is such a slut!
Steve : Hey Bree wanna have sex with me on Adina's deck tonight (Wink)
Bree : Fuck No You FREAK!
Toad : Hey Bree wanna have Sex with me on Adina's deck tonight?
Bree : Sure Baby (Wink)
Steve : Hey Adina wanna have Sex with me on your deck tonight? (Wink)
Adina : Stay away from my deck you FREAK!

by SlopNChop February 11, 2020

Child Support

One of the consequences A guy must face for sticking his dick inside a pussy

Mark : Oh Kiersten your pussy is so soft im gonna cum! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Mark! Oh Mark! your going to make such a great dad!
Mark : WHAT! Don't you use birth control?
Kiersten : No you silly boo I want to have your baby! DUH!
Mark : Oh no there will be no baby I have a wife and kids!
Kiersten : Well Jake say's he can't afford three so your Child Support will certainly help!
Mark : There will be no Child Support from me get out of my gym NOW!
Kiersten : Well I guess we will see what the judge say's about that cause your cum is inside me now and they may be enough for twins!
Mark : GOD DAMNT THE HELL!
Steve : Hey Mark you can fill me up with your cum and don't worry I won't be needing any Child Support! (wink)

Mark : QUIT RUBBING MY DICK YOU FUCKIN FAG!
Steve : Whatever you deadbeat dad! (slap)
Mark : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

Steve : Yeah that's what got you in trouble in the first place!
Mark : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MT GYM YOU FAGGOT!

by SlopNChop October 30, 2018

Panty Pleasure

When a girl tugs her panties between her pussy to create A orgasam.

Craig : So how was you and the wife's date night last night?
Chad : It was rather boring until we got home & found the babysitter Keirsten on the couch caught up in a panty pleasure, I developed a instant chubbie and jized in my pant's!
Craig : Nice!

by SlopNChop October 4, 2016

Sexually Active

When a person is engaged in sexual activities on a daily bases!

Chad : Hey babe I'm gonna be late Ive been Sexually Active tonight I met Amanda at kmart and had sex with her in the lawn and garden then I was on my way out and I met Brigit at the checkout she took me in the back room and gave me A blowjob. Then I went to my girlfriend Kiersten's house and I fucked her on the couch and she gave me a blowjob, right now I'm at Jim's house I lost A game of pool and owe him a blowjob !

Chad's Wife : WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

by SlopNChop December 7, 2016

Pee

A warm yellow liquid that's released through the body's urethra

Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Oh yeah you like it when I rub your cock don't you!
Jake : Yeah baby and it makes me hard!
Kiersten : Are you going to cum for me baby? Huh! Huh!
Jake : Where do you want it your pussy or mouth?
Kiersten : I WANT IT ALL OVER ME!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't Jake I told you to cum on me not Pee! Crap! Crap! Crap!
Jake : Sorry I had to go please forgive me!
Kiersten : Oh baby you know I will now make love to me!
Jake : Yeah right you smell like Pee!
Kiersten : It's your fuckin Pee! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

by SlopNChop October 31, 2017

Raw Fuck

When A guy performs vigorous hard poundin sex on his partner causing them to cry and bleed.

Kaylee: Did you and Chad enjoy your date last night?
Kiersten : Yeah Chad took me to a motel and he gave me a Raw Fuck and then he had to call the paramedics!
Kaylee : Oh no that sounds aweful!
Kiersten : It was he fucked me so hard I was vomiting and couldn't breathe then I passed out after my head hit the bed post there was blood puke and cum all over the place !
Kaylee : Is Chad ok?
Kiersten : Don't know the cops arrested him for attempted murder!
Kaylee: Guess you won't be getting a Raw Fuck again anytime soon?
Kiersten : I hope not but it then again it might be fun!

by SlopNChop January 28, 2017

Pull Out

When the guy pulls his penis out of the pussy before he ejaculates a form of birth control

Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! You like to Fuck my little pussy don't you!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Damn your so fine just like your tight little pussy Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: Ok pull out now!
Chad : Oh Shit! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : I SAID PULL OUT!
Chad : I Can't I'm Stuck! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't quit cummin in me!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : CRAP! I'm gonna get pregnant!
Chad : Looks like were gonna be parents!
Kiersten : Help! Help! Help!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by SlopNChop February 5, 2017