Chad : Last night me and Skye watched the waltons!
Adina : O wow that's my favorite show it has such wholesome family values!
Chad : Uh yeah them walton girls gave me a huge Boner!
Adina : O MY GOD!
Chad : We were in your room I was pounding your sister's soft pussy while she was wearing your pink silk nighty! (Wink)
Adina : (slap) You sick bastard stay away from my sister and stay out of my room AND GO TO CHURCH!
Chad : Mmm I love your church all the girls wear sundresses which gives me a Boner!
Adina : (slap) You sick peice of shit stay away from my church!
Chad : Mmmm I love when you slap me it gives me a Boner!
Adina : (KICK)
Chad : I love when you kick my Boner it makes me cum!
Adina : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Chad : Mmm female cops give me a Boner!
Adina : O wow that's my favorite show it has such wholesome family values!
Chad : Uh yeah them walton girls gave me a huge Boner!
Adina : O MY GOD!
Chad : We were in your room I was pounding your sister's soft pussy while she was wearing your pink silk nighty! (Wink)
Adina : (slap) You sick bastard stay away from my sister and stay out of my room AND GO TO CHURCH!
Chad : Mmm I love your church all the girls wear sundresses which gives me a Boner!
Adina : (slap) You sick peice of shit stay away from my church!
Chad : Mmmm I love when you slap me it gives me a Boner!
Adina : (KICK)
Chad : I love when you kick my Boner it makes me cum!
Adina : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!
Chad : Mmm female cops give me a Boner!
by SlopNChop August 31, 2020
Kiersten : Wow I hope the Indians win the game looks like they have a strong lead.
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!
by SlopNChop February 22, 2017
Craig : So what are we doing tonight bar hoppin or poker night?
Chad : Sorry dude I'm going to Kiersten's house for a Beautiful Fuck!
Craig : Well aren't you just full of yourself!
Chad : Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!
Craig : Go Fuck Yourself!
Chad: If I did it would be A Beautiful Fuck!
Chad : Sorry dude I'm going to Kiersten's house for a Beautiful Fuck!
Craig : Well aren't you just full of yourself!
Chad : Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful!
Craig : Go Fuck Yourself!
Chad: If I did it would be A Beautiful Fuck!
by SlopNChop February 28, 2017
Kiersten : I don't know why Chad is making us wear Depends at work why can't we just use the bathroom?
Kaylee : Well it's probally because some people around here are misusing there bathroom time!
Kiersten : Are you accusing me of having sex in the bathroom!
Kaylee : I didn't want to mention any names but yes it's your fault!
Kiersten : Fuck You! Your just mad cause you don't ever get no dick in your pussy!
Kaylee : I get plenty of dick but thanks to this damn Depends ive got a horrible rash in my pussy!
Steve : Hey guys check it out Ive got on A double Depends I'm good to go all weekend! Ahhhhhh! Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Oh God! Did you just shit your pants?
Steve : Yeah I just love the feel of fresh warm poop on my ass! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : Gross he did it again!
Kiersten : I think I'm gonna puke!
Steve : Here have one of my Depends then I can eat it for lunch!
Kaylee : Oh God I think I just shit myself!
Steve : Well it's a good thing you got your Depends on!
Chad : Hey guy's look's like we got some production today glad to see the Depends program is working out! Pew what's that horrible smell?
Kiersten : Oh Kaylee and Steve shit themselves! Ahhhh! and me!
Chad : O God Damn! I think i'll be in my office the rest of the day!
Kaylee : Well it's probally because some people around here are misusing there bathroom time!
Kiersten : Are you accusing me of having sex in the bathroom!
Kaylee : I didn't want to mention any names but yes it's your fault!
Kiersten : Fuck You! Your just mad cause you don't ever get no dick in your pussy!
Kaylee : I get plenty of dick but thanks to this damn Depends ive got a horrible rash in my pussy!
Steve : Hey guys check it out Ive got on A double Depends I'm good to go all weekend! Ahhhhhh! Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Oh God! Did you just shit your pants?
Steve : Yeah I just love the feel of fresh warm poop on my ass! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : Gross he did it again!
Kiersten : I think I'm gonna puke!
Steve : Here have one of my Depends then I can eat it for lunch!
Kaylee : Oh God I think I just shit myself!
Steve : Well it's a good thing you got your Depends on!
Chad : Hey guy's look's like we got some production today glad to see the Depends program is working out! Pew what's that horrible smell?
Kiersten : Oh Kaylee and Steve shit themselves! Ahhhh! and me!
Chad : O God Damn! I think i'll be in my office the rest of the day!
by SlopNChop October 29, 2017
Kiersten : Last night Jake fucked me so hard he came for like 20 minuntes!
Kaylee : Wow aren't you afraid he got you pregnant?
Kiersten : No silly Jake is Cum Responsible but I did have sticky sheets and cum all over my body!
Kaylee : Really did you have to say that God Damn!
Steve : Im sure glad Chad is Cum Responsible but his wife probally gets mad about the sticky sheets and curtains in her bedroom!
Kiersten : STEVE!!! That is disgusting nobody want's to hear about you and Chad's fuckfest in his wifes bed BEAT IT!
Kaylee : KIERSTEN!! Nobody want's to hear about how much cum Jake can squirt on you either!
Chad : I Do!
Craig : I Do!
Jim : I Do!
Kiersten : See all the guy's like my Cum Responsible stories!
Kaylee : Well I don't so leave me out of it!
Kiersten : Gee you try to be Cum Responsible and your best friend get's mad at you!
Kaylee : Will You Shut The Fuck Up Already!!!
Kaylee : Wow aren't you afraid he got you pregnant?
Kiersten : No silly Jake is Cum Responsible but I did have sticky sheets and cum all over my body!
Kaylee : Really did you have to say that God Damn!
Steve : Im sure glad Chad is Cum Responsible but his wife probally gets mad about the sticky sheets and curtains in her bedroom!
Kiersten : STEVE!!! That is disgusting nobody want's to hear about you and Chad's fuckfest in his wifes bed BEAT IT!
Kaylee : KIERSTEN!! Nobody want's to hear about how much cum Jake can squirt on you either!
Chad : I Do!
Craig : I Do!
Jim : I Do!
Kiersten : See all the guy's like my Cum Responsible stories!
Kaylee : Well I don't so leave me out of it!
Kiersten : Gee you try to be Cum Responsible and your best friend get's mad at you!
Kaylee : Will You Shut The Fuck Up Already!!!
by SlopNChop August 31, 2018
Kiersten: I need some new sandals we need to go to the buckle!
Chad : Hey isn't that Molly over there at great clips!
Kiersten: CHAD NO! You stay away from that place!
Molly : What the fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Molly: Get The Fuck Away From Me You Creap!
Kiersten : You will have to excuse my boyfriend he tends to get Hairgasm's quite often!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Molly : Well he just got cum all over my hair I'm callin the cops!
Kiersten : Run Chad Run!!!!
Chad : Hey isn't that Molly over there at great clips!
Kiersten: CHAD NO! You stay away from that place!
Molly : What the fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Molly: Get The Fuck Away From Me You Creap!
Kiersten : You will have to excuse my boyfriend he tends to get Hairgasm's quite often!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Molly : Well he just got cum all over my hair I'm callin the cops!
Kiersten : Run Chad Run!!!!
by SlopNChop January 29, 2017
Kiersten : O Jake last night was so amazing!
Jake : Yes I do enjoy fucking you but your legs & pussy were a little scratchy!
Kiersten : Well I guess I need to Shave them would you like to help?
Jake : Uh Yeah!
Kiersten : Ok rub some Shaving cream on my leg's & pussy!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Now scrap them with this razor!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby did I make you cum?
Jake : Yeah all over your new smooth legs & pussy!
Kiersten : Well I guess we need to shower them off wanna rub soap all over me?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Jake : Yes I do enjoy fucking you but your legs & pussy were a little scratchy!
Kiersten : Well I guess I need to Shave them would you like to help?
Jake : Uh Yeah!
Kiersten : Ok rub some Shaving cream on my leg's & pussy!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Now scrap them with this razor!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby did I make you cum?
Jake : Yeah all over your new smooth legs & pussy!
Kiersten : Well I guess we need to shower them off wanna rub soap all over me?
Jake : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop December 20, 2017