Kaylee : Oh Jake are you going to Cum for me?
Scott : Uh my name is Scott!
Kaylee : Oh who give's a fuck who you are just Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : STOP! Who The Fuck Is Lucy?
Scott : She's the first girl I ever Cum for Mmmm! She had long brown hair, blue eyes, puffy breast's, long legs,!
Kaylee : I don't care just fucking Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : Uhh! Uhh! Uhhh! Uhhhhhhhh! Oh Jake HARDER! HARDER!
Chad : O Wow sounds like Jake is about to Cum for some girl named Lucy in the closet!
Steve : O God Damn! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhhh!
Kiersten : Hey guy's what's going on?
Steve : Jake is in the closet and about to Cum for Lucy!
Kiersten : I Will Fucking Killl Him! MOVE!!! WHAT THE FUCK!
Kaylee : Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh!
Scott : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oops I Came on the floor!
Kaylee : God Damn't Jake you were supposed to Cum in me!
Kiersten : Wow Jake looks like Scott and Lucy looks like Kaylee!
Chad : Wow Kaylee nice bush!
Steve : Wow Scott nice dick!
Kaylee : Shut the fucking door you perves!
Scott : Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kaylee : Damn't Scott can't you wait to Cum in me?
Steve : Mmmm! CUM!!!! (wink)
Scott : Uh my name is Scott!
Kaylee : Oh who give's a fuck who you are just Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : STOP! Who The Fuck Is Lucy?
Scott : She's the first girl I ever Cum for Mmmm! She had long brown hair, blue eyes, puffy breast's, long legs,!
Kaylee : I don't care just fucking Cum for me!
Scott : Uh Ok! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Oh Lucy!
Kaylee : Uhh! Uhh! Uhhh! Uhhhhhhhh! Oh Jake HARDER! HARDER!
Chad : O Wow sounds like Jake is about to Cum for some girl named Lucy in the closet!
Steve : O God Damn! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhhh!
Kiersten : Hey guy's what's going on?
Steve : Jake is in the closet and about to Cum for Lucy!
Kiersten : I Will Fucking Killl Him! MOVE!!! WHAT THE FUCK!
Kaylee : Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh!
Scott : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oops I Came on the floor!
Kaylee : God Damn't Jake you were supposed to Cum in me!
Kiersten : Wow Jake looks like Scott and Lucy looks like Kaylee!
Chad : Wow Kaylee nice bush!
Steve : Wow Scott nice dick!
Kaylee : Shut the fucking door you perves!
Scott : Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kaylee : Damn't Scott can't you wait to Cum in me?
Steve : Mmmm! CUM!!!! (wink)
by SlopNChop October 02, 2018
Chad : O wow Kiersten's wearing a tube top & leather mini today!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!
by SlopNChop November 04, 2017
Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!
by SlopNChop December 09, 2016
Cami : Thanks for working out with me today!
Olivia : No problem I just love working out at Planet Fitness!
Ben : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Boob's & Legs
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Long Hair & Gym Shorts
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Sock's & Scrunchie's
Cami : Uh why are those guy's over there Jacking Off?
Olivia : Because silly we are hot!
Cami : Then why is that one guy Jacking Off to our socks and hair scrunchie's?
Olivia : Hell I don't know he's probably retarded?
Steve : Hey pretty girls care if I sniff your socks? Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Olivia : Uh maybe we should go across the street and work out at the new Gold's Gym?
Cami : Uh yeah im with you!
Chad : God Damn't Steve will you quit Jacking Off your scaring off all the pretty girls!
Steve : Ok im sorry Chad me bad! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : I SAID STOP IT NOW!
Steve : SPLAT! OOPS!
Chad : YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU SPRAYED CUM ALL OVER ME!
Ben : LOL!
Chad : FUCK YOU BEN!
Steve : I can't help myself I just love Jacking Off! (wink)
Olivia : No problem I just love working out at Planet Fitness!
Ben : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Boob's & Legs
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Long Hair & Gym Shorts
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Sock's & Scrunchie's
Cami : Uh why are those guy's over there Jacking Off?
Olivia : Because silly we are hot!
Cami : Then why is that one guy Jacking Off to our socks and hair scrunchie's?
Olivia : Hell I don't know he's probably retarded?
Steve : Hey pretty girls care if I sniff your socks? Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Olivia : Uh maybe we should go across the street and work out at the new Gold's Gym?
Cami : Uh yeah im with you!
Chad : God Damn't Steve will you quit Jacking Off your scaring off all the pretty girls!
Steve : Ok im sorry Chad me bad! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : I SAID STOP IT NOW!
Steve : SPLAT! OOPS!
Chad : YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU SPRAYED CUM ALL OVER ME!
Ben : LOL!
Chad : FUCK YOU BEN!
Steve : I can't help myself I just love Jacking Off! (wink)
by SlopNChop April 18, 2019
Mark : Thanks Chad for giving me a job not really where I wanted to work but them ovulating bitches really screwed me good I lost three Planet Fitness gym's and my wife!
Chad : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife?
Chad : Uh Yeah SHE'S HOT! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE!
Chad : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches?
Chad : Uh Yeah THEY ARE HOT!
Kiersten : Hey Chad me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles!
Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS!
Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off?
Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts!
Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat)
Mark : What The Fuck Is Your Problem GOD DAMNT IM COVERED IN CUM!
Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)
Chad : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife?
Chad : Uh Yeah SHE'S HOT! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE!
Chad : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches?
Chad : Uh Yeah THEY ARE HOT!
Kiersten : Hey Chad me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles!
Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS!
Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off?
Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts!
Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat)
Mark : What The Fuck Is Your Problem GOD DAMNT IM COVERED IN CUM!
Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)
by SlopNChop November 01, 2018
Someone who's always stuffing Cheetos in there mouth and the orange powder sticks to there teeth and lips
Kaylee : Is that Chad's wife wow she's really Packin On The Pounds!
Kiersten : Yeah she's a regular blimp lucky for Chad he get's to Fuck A tone little body like mine!
Kaylee : I feel really bad for her since her husband's not attracted to her anymore and she's A fat cow!
Kiersten : Chad likes girls who can wrap there legs around his waste and fuck him while he's standing up!
Kaylee : Well I just hope you don't start Packin On The Pounds he may get rid of you as well!
Kiersten : I will ignore the words that just came from your mouth cause I will never get fat!
Kaylee : Never say never Cheeto Breathe!
Kiersten : Yeah she's a regular blimp lucky for Chad he get's to Fuck A tone little body like mine!
Kaylee : I feel really bad for her since her husband's not attracted to her anymore and she's A fat cow!
Kiersten : Chad likes girls who can wrap there legs around his waste and fuck him while he's standing up!
Kaylee : Well I just hope you don't start Packin On The Pounds he may get rid of you as well!
Kiersten : I will ignore the words that just came from your mouth cause I will never get fat!
Kaylee : Never say never Cheeto Breathe!
by SlopNChop May 05, 2017
Otherwise known as Cum it's produced in the males testicles and released during sex or while jacking off occurs.
Kiersten : Jake is so amazing his Sexual Sauce taste's & feels oh so good!
Kaylee : Sounds like a sticky mess to me!
Kiersten : Well of course you would say that silly cause you have no man to shower you in Sexual Sauce!
Kaylee : Well if I did I would not brag about it!
Steve : Hey guys I will be in Chad's office if you need me he's going to shower me in his Sexual Sauce!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee even Steve get's showered in Sexual Sauce!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten Why don't you ever SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Kaylee : Sounds like a sticky mess to me!
Kiersten : Well of course you would say that silly cause you have no man to shower you in Sexual Sauce!
Kaylee : Well if I did I would not brag about it!
Steve : Hey guys I will be in Chad's office if you need me he's going to shower me in his Sexual Sauce!
Kiersten : Wow Kaylee even Steve get's showered in Sexual Sauce!
Kaylee : Wow Kiersten Why don't you ever SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by SlopNChop February 22, 2018