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Chad : Hey Steve you need to stop sexually harassing my female employees they are all Lawyered Up and our company cannot afford this!
Steve : What's the big deal you do it all the time Gee!
Chad : Well you see im good looking so it don't bother them!
Kiersten : Yeah Right! Your just as big of a creap as Steve!
Brianne : Yeah Chad you better watch it cause were all Lawyered Up!
Steve : Well Chad I guess were not as special as we thought we were are we now?
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up before I sock your ugly face into the next decade STEVE!
Steve : Go ahead Chad cause im all Lawyered Up!
Chad : Fuck You All!!!! God Damn Lawyers!
Steve : What's the big deal you do it all the time Gee!
Chad : Well you see im good looking so it don't bother them!
Kiersten : Yeah Right! Your just as big of a creap as Steve!
Brianne : Yeah Chad you better watch it cause were all Lawyered Up!
Steve : Well Chad I guess were not as special as we thought we were are we now?
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up before I sock your ugly face into the next decade STEVE!
Steve : Go ahead Chad cause im all Lawyered Up!
Chad : Fuck You All!!!! God Damn Lawyers!
by SlopNChop July 26, 2018
Get the Lawyered Upmug. When two people exchange body fluids with there mouth and caress body parts with there hands at the same time.
Kaylee : Where is Kiersten we are super busy and I can't keep up!
Craig : Last time I saw her she was in Chad's office!
Kaylee: Well that's great them two are Making Out and we are stuck here doing all the work!
Kiersten: Hey guys sorry I had to leave it was important!
Craig : Pleasure before work right!
Kiersten : Just trying to keep the boss happy!
Chad : Kaylee will you come to my office please!
Kaylee : Guess it's my turn to make the boss happy!
Kiersten : No there's just a big turd stuck in the toilet and I don't want to mess with it!
Kaylee : You Little Bitch!
Kiersten : Hey Making Out with the boss and sucking his dick does have it's advantages!
Craig : Last time I saw her she was in Chad's office!
Kaylee: Well that's great them two are Making Out and we are stuck here doing all the work!
Kiersten: Hey guys sorry I had to leave it was important!
Craig : Pleasure before work right!
Kiersten : Just trying to keep the boss happy!
Chad : Kaylee will you come to my office please!
Kaylee : Guess it's my turn to make the boss happy!
Kiersten : No there's just a big turd stuck in the toilet and I don't want to mess with it!
Kaylee : You Little Bitch!
Kiersten : Hey Making Out with the boss and sucking his dick does have it's advantages!
by SlopNChop March 10, 2017
Get the Making Outmug. Steve : Graduation tomorrow night Motherfucker's!
Kiersten : Gee Steve I didn't know you cared!
Steve : I don't I just told Chad that so I can have the night off!
Kaylee : Why the hell would you do that?
Steve : So I can make love to my Judy!
Kiersten : You lied to your boss so you can fuck a blowup doll!
Chad : Hey Steve it's not nice to lie so you will be working tomorrow night or your FIRED!
Steve : Ok sorry Chad i'll work!
Kiersten : Look's like Steve's working tomorrow night Motherfucker's!
Kiersten : Gee Steve I didn't know you cared!
Steve : I don't I just told Chad that so I can have the night off!
Kaylee : Why the hell would you do that?
Steve : So I can make love to my Judy!
Kiersten : You lied to your boss so you can fuck a blowup doll!
Chad : Hey Steve it's not nice to lie so you will be working tomorrow night or your FIRED!
Steve : Ok sorry Chad i'll work!
Kiersten : Look's like Steve's working tomorrow night Motherfucker's!
by SlopNChop July 20, 2018
Get the Motherfucker'smug. Chad : Thanks for having me over to dinner Jillian Steve's cooking gives me the shits.
Jillian : No problem ill be right back to start cooking.
Chad : O Wow! Do you always parade around the house naked!
Jillian : No not usually but it's Naked November silly!
Chad : Oh yeah I totally forgot I should get naked too, wow you have really cute tits.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfiend like to suck on them and wow you have a really big cock.
Chad : Thanks all the girls like to suck it, wow your shaved pussy looks so smooth.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfriend like to shave it it turns him on.
Chad : I bet it does so where is your boyfriend anyway?
Jillian : Oh he's in Texas on business for the whole month of November.
Chad : Gee what a shame he dosen't get to enjoy Naked November.
Jillian : Yeah I really miss his tit sucks, pussy shave's, and all night dick poundings!
Chad : Yeah Naked November is just not the same without an all night dick pound is it.
Jillian : So are you gonna fuck the shit out of me or what!
Chad : Mmmm God Bless Naked November!
Jillian : No problem ill be right back to start cooking.
Chad : O Wow! Do you always parade around the house naked!
Jillian : No not usually but it's Naked November silly!
Chad : Oh yeah I totally forgot I should get naked too, wow you have really cute tits.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfiend like to suck on them and wow you have a really big cock.
Chad : Thanks all the girls like to suck it, wow your shaved pussy looks so smooth.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfriend like to shave it it turns him on.
Chad : I bet it does so where is your boyfriend anyway?
Jillian : Oh he's in Texas on business for the whole month of November.
Chad : Gee what a shame he dosen't get to enjoy Naked November.
Jillian : Yeah I really miss his tit sucks, pussy shave's, and all night dick poundings!
Chad : Yeah Naked November is just not the same without an all night dick pound is it.
Jillian : So are you gonna fuck the shit out of me or what!
Chad : Mmmm God Bless Naked November!
by SlopNChop November 23, 2020
Get the Naked Novembermug. A fountain soda that comes in a extra large styrofoam cup that's loaded with ice and usually purchased at a convenience store.
Kaylee : So girl where did you and Jake go for lunch?
Kiersten : Just went to the gas station we shared a sandwich and Polar Pop!
Kaylee : How romantic!
Kiersten : I know and by sharing A drink we also shared slobber too it was like kissing of course we did that as well.
Steve: Hey Kiersten want some of my Polar Pop it's Dr Pepper!
Kiersten : Uh gross I don't want your slobber in my mouth!
Steve : How bout my Dick!
Kaylee : Fuck off Steve before I make you wear that Polar Pop!
Kiersten : Just went to the gas station we shared a sandwich and Polar Pop!
Kaylee : How romantic!
Kiersten : I know and by sharing A drink we also shared slobber too it was like kissing of course we did that as well.
Steve: Hey Kiersten want some of my Polar Pop it's Dr Pepper!
Kiersten : Uh gross I don't want your slobber in my mouth!
Steve : How bout my Dick!
Kaylee : Fuck off Steve before I make you wear that Polar Pop!
by SlopNChop July 18, 2017
Get the Polar Popmug. Chad gave Kiersten an amazing Cum Down after he pounded her pussy then he told Heather to lick her off.
by SlopNChop October 19, 2016
Get the Cum Downmug. Chad : So I guess I will stop by your apartment after work and fuck you like usual?
Kiersten I thought maybe I could come to your house since you have that big King Size Bed and all I have is that small little double bed?
Chad : Well I guess it would be alright since it's Wednesday and the wifey and brats will be at church!
Kiersten : And we can fuck without getting cramps and fallin on the floor!
Chad : Baby it doesn't matter where we fuck just as long as I can stick my cock in your pussy I'm happy!
Kiersten: Oh Chad your such a sweetheart!
Kiersten I thought maybe I could come to your house since you have that big King Size Bed and all I have is that small little double bed?
Chad : Well I guess it would be alright since it's Wednesday and the wifey and brats will be at church!
Kiersten : And we can fuck without getting cramps and fallin on the floor!
Chad : Baby it doesn't matter where we fuck just as long as I can stick my cock in your pussy I'm happy!
Kiersten: Oh Chad your such a sweetheart!
by SlopNChop February 8, 2017
Get the Bedmug.