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Jake : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! LA! LA! LA! LA! Uhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Ohh! Jake's getting some Pie for lunch! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey Chad do you need some help with that?
Chad : Sure dude and I can help you with yours!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : What the hell is going on here?
Steve : Were making each other cream!
Chad : Yeah why don't you drop your pant's and show us some Pie BITCH!
Steve : Yeah Pie Bitch! Huh! Huh! Pie is good Huh! Huh!
Kaylee : You two are fuckin pigs!
Chad : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!
Steve : Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Kaylee : Oh God why do I have to work around livestock?
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Ohh! Jake's getting some Pie for lunch! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey Chad do you need some help with that?
Chad : Sure dude and I can help you with yours!
Chad : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : What the hell is going on here?
Steve : Were making each other cream!
Chad : Yeah why don't you drop your pant's and show us some Pie BITCH!
Steve : Yeah Pie Bitch! Huh! Huh! Pie is good Huh! Huh!
Kaylee : You two are fuckin pigs!
Chad : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!
Steve : Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort!
Kaylee : Oh God why do I have to work around livestock?
by SlopNChop August 30, 2018
Get the Pie mug.When a girl lays between two guys in A bed and get's two dicks in her body at the same time one in the anus and the other in the pussy!
Maci : So girl I heard you had A Double Fuck last night!
Kiersten : Yeah it was so amazing Chad fucked my pussy and Craig fucked my ass then they switched off and I finished it up with A blowjob for each and they gave me a massive cum facial!
Maci : Dam girl I need to get me two boyfriends sounds like fun!
Kiersten : For Sure!
Kiersten : Yeah it was so amazing Chad fucked my pussy and Craig fucked my ass then they switched off and I finished it up with A blowjob for each and they gave me a massive cum facial!
Maci : Dam girl I need to get me two boyfriends sounds like fun!
Kiersten : For Sure!
by SlopNChop November 3, 2016
Get the Double Fuck mug.Chad developed a Boner when Kiersten released her long blonde hair from it's bun!
Chad get's A Boner at work when Kiersten flashes her breast's at him!
When Kiersten dropped her phone she bent over in front of Chad causing him to develop a Boner!
Chad get's A Boner at work when Kiersten flashes her breast's at him!
When Kiersten dropped her phone she bent over in front of Chad causing him to develop a Boner!
by SlopNChop January 12, 2017
Get the Boner mug.Michelle : Oh Chad Stop! Stop Tickling my Armpit!
Chad : I can't help it there just so sexy plus your wearing a tight tank top and you keep putting you arm around me! Ahhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad Stop! Stop licking my Armpit!
Chad : Mmmm! There so tasty!
Chad's Wife : Really Chad im trying to eat dinner here quit messing with her Armpit!
Chad : Maybe i'll just go down a little further and get me some tit! Mmmm!
Michelle : Oh Chad your making me wet!
Chad's Wife : THAT'S IT! Im going to finish my dinner in the bathroom!
Chad : Oh honey while your in there please shave you Armpit's there getting a little hairy!
Michelle : A little hairy she looks like an ape at the zoo! (LOL)
Chad : WHOOOOO WHOOOOOO
Chad's Wife : FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU BOTH!
Chad : I can't help it there just so sexy plus your wearing a tight tank top and you keep putting you arm around me! Ahhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad Stop! Stop licking my Armpit!
Chad : Mmmm! There so tasty!
Chad's Wife : Really Chad im trying to eat dinner here quit messing with her Armpit!
Chad : Maybe i'll just go down a little further and get me some tit! Mmmm!
Michelle : Oh Chad your making me wet!
Chad's Wife : THAT'S IT! Im going to finish my dinner in the bathroom!
Chad : Oh honey while your in there please shave you Armpit's there getting a little hairy!
Michelle : A little hairy she looks like an ape at the zoo! (LOL)
Chad : WHOOOOO WHOOOOOO
Chad's Wife : FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU BOTH!
by SlopNChop November 26, 2018
Get the Armpit mug.Chad : Mmm! Dam Michelle your naked body is so hot! Ahhh!
Michelle : Thanks Chad so are you gonna rub it or Fuck it?
Chad : Mmm! Im gonna Fuck the shit out of it!
Michelle : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey guy's dinner's ready wow I wish you would Fuck my pussy like that! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Hey honey try to keep it warm for us I still need to Fuck Michelle in the ass!
Michelle : Oh Chad I must warn you when guy's Fuck me in the ass I tend to poo!
Chad : Who cares my wife can clean it up!
Michelle : Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! AhhhUhhhhOhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh Squishy!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would fuck me in the ass so I can poo all over you dick! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn we got poo and cum all over the bed and us guess we need to Shower! (wink)
Michelle : Oh Chad you just want to rub soap all over my hot naked body and Fuck me in the Shower!
Chad : Oh baby you know I do! Hey honey can you clean up this mess while me and Michelle Fuck in the Shower!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would Fuck me in the Shower! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Thanks Chad so are you gonna rub it or Fuck it?
Chad : Mmm! Im gonna Fuck the shit out of it!
Michelle : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey guy's dinner's ready wow I wish you would Fuck my pussy like that! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Hey honey try to keep it warm for us I still need to Fuck Michelle in the ass!
Michelle : Oh Chad I must warn you when guy's Fuck me in the ass I tend to poo!
Chad : Who cares my wife can clean it up!
Michelle : Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! AhhhUhhhhOhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh Squishy!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would fuck me in the ass so I can poo all over you dick! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn we got poo and cum all over the bed and us guess we need to Shower! (wink)
Michelle : Oh Chad you just want to rub soap all over my hot naked body and Fuck me in the Shower!
Chad : Oh baby you know I do! Hey honey can you clean up this mess while me and Michelle Fuck in the Shower!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would Fuck me in the Shower! (sniff) (sniff)
by SlopNChop November 26, 2018
Get the Shower mug.Chad : Damn Kiersten your bun's are so fine!
Kiersten : I like when you hold them tight and apply pressure to my tight little pussy with your big strong cock!
Chad : Well let's not waste another minute shall we fuck?
Kiersten : Yeah Boy!
Kiersten : I like when you hold them tight and apply pressure to my tight little pussy with your big strong cock!
Chad : Well let's not waste another minute shall we fuck?
Kiersten : Yeah Boy!
by SlopNChop February 20, 2017
Get the bun mug.Chad : Hey Jake wanna go bar hoppin tonight?
Jake : Sorry I can't im washing Kiersten's hair!
Chad : Gee that sounds gay!
Jake : Oh but that's after I give her a Fuck And Facial!
Steve : Hey Chad I cleaned all the toilets and sinks now can I have my Fuck And Facial?
Chad : Sure Steve meet me in my office!
Jake : Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : It's how I pay for Steve's services you silly boo!
Jake : Like I said Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : Just get back to work Jake Jesus Christ!
Jake : Sorry I can't im washing Kiersten's hair!
Chad : Gee that sounds gay!
Jake : Oh but that's after I give her a Fuck And Facial!
Steve : Hey Chad I cleaned all the toilets and sinks now can I have my Fuck And Facial?
Chad : Sure Steve meet me in my office!
Jake : Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : It's how I pay for Steve's services you silly boo!
Jake : Like I said Gee that sounds gay!
Chad : Just get back to work Jake Jesus Christ!
by SlopNChop July 6, 2018
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