Definitions by SlopNChop

Spanx 

An undergarment intended to make people appear thinner

Chad : Damn Chelsea your legs are so amazing!
Chelsea : Uhh thanks I work out!
Chad : Mmmm You sure do!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna come over tonight you can take off my Spanx and rub your face in my boobs and fat rolls! (Wink)
Chad : Not tonight Steve im gonna rub my face between Chelsea's leg's! Mmmm!
Chelsea : LIKE HELL YOU WILL GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FAGGOT!
Steve : So Chad do you want to rub you dick on my Spanx before or after you take it off? (Wink)
Chad : Fuck You Steve Fuck You!
Steve : Oh Chad I Love when you talk sexual! (Wink)

Spanx by SlopNChop September 10, 2019

Fucking 

When a man's penis is placed in a woman's vagina and thrusting occurs

Chad : Wow Lydia your bed is so soft!
Lydia : Get Out Of My Bed!
Chad : I can't grandma & grandpa are using mine!
Lydia : It's called A guest bedroom MOVE OUT!
Chad : Oh Lydia your hair is so soft & smells so good! Ahhhh!
Lydia : Leave me alone!
Chad : Wow do you always sleep naked! Ahhhhh!
Lydia : Get You Cock Off My Leg!
Chad : Right it needs to be between you legs! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Lydia : QUIT FUCKING ME!
Grandma : How's my grandkids doing! OH MY GOD THERE FUCKING!
Grandpa : O God Damn! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Grandma : Chad Quit Fucking Your Sister Right Now!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister!
Grandpa : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Grandma : And you quit jacking off or there will be no Fucking tonight!
Grandpa : Oh Shit's!
Chad : Uh there will be no old people Fucking in my bed umkay!
Lydia : MOVE OUT AND QUIT FUCKING ME!
Grandpa : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Grandma : That's It There Will Be No Fucking Tonight!
Grandpa : Oh well I guess i'll be Fucking Chad's Ass! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Shit's!

Fucking by SlopNChop August 22, 2019

Penis 

A male body part used to urinate pleasure other body's and release cum

Marcus : Hey dude why are we in a prison?
Dale : Oh I need to visit my dad it's his birthday!
Marcus: I need to pee!
Dale : Me Too!
Marcus : Damn dude why is you Penis so red?
Dale : Oh last night Chelsea came over and rubbed her silky panties all over my Penis Ahhhh! Then I shoved my Penis in her mouth and she sucked it so hard while I ran my hands through her dirty blonde hair Ahhhh! finally I came all over her cute little face! Ahhhhh!
Marcus : Nice Dude! WHAT THE HELL!
Chad : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!
Steve : Oh Chad I love when you suck on my Penis Ahhhhh! Now bend over!
Chad : Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Now Pee On Me!
Steve : Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Hey there guys want me to stick my Penis in your ass too? (Wink)
Marcus : OH GOD LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Dale : YEAH SCREW DAD!
Marcus : Gee I hope that prisoner don't stick his Penis in your dad's ass!
Dale : Dude Shut The Fuck Up!

Penis by SlopNChop June 11, 2019

In The Ass 

A sexual position that involves sticking a dick in the asshole

Cop : Wow Maggie your butt cheeks are so soft so where would you like me to fuck you at?
Maggie : Well In The Ass of course!
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Maggie : WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
Steve : Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad I love it when you fuck me In The Ass!

Cop : Ok you two fags off to jail you go.
Steve : Wait can't Chad finish fucking me In The Ass first?
Cop : WACK! WACK WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Chad : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! SPLAT! Oops!
Maggie : Oh My God You Came On The Cops Shoe!
Chad : It's not my fault he pulled me out of Steve's Ass!
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!
Cop : Sorry mam I need to take these two fags downtown now!
Maggie : Well shit now who's gonna fuck me In The Ass?
K Mart Worker : Uhh i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Maggie : In your Dreams KMART BOY!
K Mart Worker : God Damn't I wish this town had a Target!
Steve : Hey K Mart boy i'll fuck you In The Ass! (wink)
Cop : WACK! WACK! WACK!
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! JESUS CHRIST!

In The Ass by SlopNChop May 14, 2019

Ejaculate

When cum squirts out of the tip of a guy's penis

Chad : WOW You Are So Pretty!
Maggie : OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!
Chad : O WOW Silk panties (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON MY PANTIES!
Chad : O WOW A Silky Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE IN MY BRA!
Chad : O WOW Your Hair is so soft (sniff) Ahhhhhhhh!

Maggie : YOU BASTARD YOU EJACULATED ON MY LEG IM CALLING THE COPS!
Cops : Ok PERVE your coming with us your under arrest for Public Ejaculation!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON THE COP!
Cop : O you will serve hard time for that (WACK) (WACK) (WACK)
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Maggie : Wow I never seen a guy Ejaculate so much!
Steve : Hey Pretty Girl! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP!
Cop : Come along PERVE and join your boyfriend!
Steve : Ohhh! can we share a cell so we can Ejaculate on each other?
Cop : (WACK) (WACK (WACK)
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Cop : Sorry for the mess mam! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Maggie : Thanks Hot Cop Man Wow did you just Ejaculate in your pant's?
Cop : Uhh Yeah your kinda naked!
Maggie : Well why don't you close the door and Ejaculate inside me then!? (wink)
Cop : Well im sure there is still some Ejaculation left in the tank! (wink)

Ejaculate by SlopNChop May 8, 2019

Tits 

Two beautiful mountains that sit on a woman's chest

Jason : Wow Josie you look so amazing lying on my bed naked with your Tits hanging out!
Josie : Well are you gonna pleasure my Tits or what?
Jason : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Wow! Looks like Jason is rubbing his face in Josie's Tits tonight! Ahhhh!
Steve : Oh Wow! She's Wearing Socks She's Wearing Socks! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Oh Wow! Now he's rubbing his dick on her Tits! Ahhhh!
Steve : Holy Shit Now He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's "He's Rubbing His Dick On Her Sock's" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Will you quiet down they are gonna hear us!
Josie : Uh baby there are two perves staring at us from outside the window!
Jason : Don't worry i'll take care of it!
Chad : Oh shit where did Jason go!
Steve : Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh! Sock's & Tits Ahhhhhhh!
Jason : HEY ASSHOLES ARE STARING AT MY GIRLS TITS!
Chad : Oh Shit Im outta here!
Steve : Hey Jason wanna rub your dick on my Tits & socks? (wink)
Jason : (wack) (wack) (wack)
Steve : Oh Oh Oh Jesus Christ UH! UH! UH!
Chad : Oh crap he just wacked Steve with a big shovel thank god I got away!
Jason : HEY PERVE YOUR TURN NEXT!
Chad : OH TITS!!!!

Tits by SlopNChop April 26, 2019

Boyfriend 

A male friend or acquaintance with whom one shares a relationship with.

Chad : Damn girl you look so fine in that lingerie!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend is going to buy It for me.
Chad : (sniff) Mmm! Damn girl your hair smells so fine!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend buy's me expensive shampoo and washes it for me!
Chad : Mmmm! Damn girl you have such soft breast's and Mmmm look at that pussy!
Josie : GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME ONLY MY BOYFRIEND CAN TOUCH ME!
Chad : Ok fine so are you and this so called Boyfriend of your's really serious?
Josie : I don't know why don't you ask him he's standing behind you with a big shovel!
Chad : (WACK) Uhh Uhh Uhh JESUS CHRIST!!!
Josie : Thanks baby your the best Boyfriend ever!
Jason : No problem Mmmm do you need some help removing that lingerie?
Josie : Why yes cause that's what a Boyfriend is supposed to do!
Steve : Help! Help! My Boyfriend is bleeding!!!
Jason : Oh just pee on him he will be fine! (LOL)
Steve : Right Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN'T STEVE QUIT PEEING ON ME!
Steve : Oh baby im glad your ok Thank God my Boyfriend is ok!
Chad : Hey Jason hand me that shovel!

Boyfriend by SlopNChop April 24, 2019