Short for "nerdy cute". A girl who has a nerdish appearance, possibly wearing glasses and resembling a librarian. The trained male eye can see past the nerdiness and get straight to the potential for hotness. A man who finds a nute often feels like he has found a hidden treasure and will fanatsize about taking her out of her nerdy shell and turning her into a sex maniac.
The nute ties her hair in a bun and wears those dark-rimmed glasses, but most men can see how hot she really is.
by Slo Joe Jizz September 01, 2010
A woman who looks hot from the rear, but ugly from the front. The term is generally used when a man is fooled as he approaches her from the rear.
Boy, did I get tricked by a hotnot today. This chick I was walking behind had nice long blond hair, a great ass and a hot body. Then she turned around and not only hurt my eyes, but my penis just shriveled. She was an old wrinkly woman thinking she could fool guys by dying her hair and wearing clothes that showed off her hot ass.
by Slo Joe Jizz August 31, 2010
When a female stimulates a male by rubbing his testicles or licking the side of his cock while he is laying down and his cock is erect and pointing straight up, the "snow cone" occurs when the cum oozes out and remains on top of the cock, ready to eat.
by Slo Joe Jizz August 30, 2010
The annoying habit of activating your vehicle turning signal after you have slowed to a crawl and as you are already in the process of turning into a side road or driveway. This syndrome is most likely the result of a guilty conscience and fear of being labeled an anti-directionalist, one of the more dispicable groups of drivers.
Nice of you to finally clue me in on your intent. I almost rear-ended you, you post-directionalist swine!
by Slo Joe Jizz August 27, 2010
v. To think so much about entering someone's pussy that semen starts coming out of one's cock with nobody touching it. cumtemplating, cumtemplated
n. cumtemplation
n. cumtemplation
As I was dancing close to her at the prom, I started to cumtemplate, causing an embarassing stain on the front of my pants.
by Slo Joe Jizz October 17, 2010
A person who is not bound by his politically and/or legally correct environment when choosing who to have sex with as long as it is consensual. This person is not a rapist and hates terms like "statutory rape" designed to make a crime out of loving, consensual sex.
In Canada, it is okay for a man to be a practicing consensuasexual with a 14-year-old girl, but in the US it is a crime? Well, if it was really that heinous it would be a crime everywhere. Forcing someone to have sex is a crime regardless of the age. Consensual sex with someone in their right mind is never a crime. Let's put true rapists in jail and keep respectful consensuasexual people out of jail!
by Slo Joe Jizz September 07, 2010
To have sex at both ends with a fat woman, by first fucking her up the ass, then rolling her over and fucking her up her clit.
I don't know what came over me. She was a bit overweight which turned me off, but by the time she was done sucking my cock, I got so horny that I started rolling a fatty.
by Slo Joe Jizz October 01, 2010