Slo Joe Jizz's definitions

consensuasexual

A person who is not bound by his politically and/or legally correct environment when choosing who to have sex with as long as it is consensual. This person is not a rapist and hates terms like "statutory rape" designed to make a crime out of loving, consensual sex.

In Canada, it is okay for a man to be a practicing consensuasexual with a 14-year-old girl, but in the US it is a crime? Well, if it was really that heinous it would be a crime everywhere. Forcing someone to have sex is a crime regardless of the age. Consensual sex with someone in their right mind is never a crime. Let's put true rapists in jail and keep respectful consensuasexual people out of jail!

by Slo Joe Jizz September 7, 2010

pedocon

(n) A man who establishes a friendly relationship with a woman in the hope of getting an opportunity to establish a sexual relationship with her daughter.

(v) The act of establishing a friendly relationship with a woman in order to gain her confidence in letting you be alone with her daughter.

Sam: It seems like you have been spending a lot of time with that milf lately.

Ken: I'm just trying to pull a pedocon job. I'm hoping that it will lead to a chance to fuck her daughter.

by Slo Joe Jizz September 9, 2010

Santa spindle

When a man tricks a girl to sit on his lap in a position where his erection will eventually slide into her vagina.

Sit on my lap and I will give you a Santa spindle for Christmas.

by Slo Joe Jizz September 15, 2010

rolling a fatty

To have sex at both ends with a fat woman, by first fucking her up the ass, then rolling her over and fucking her up her clit.

I don't know what came over me. She was a bit overweight which turned me off, but by the time she was done sucking my cock, I got so horny that I started rolling a fatty.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 1, 2010

club dining

Going to a wholesale club for a free meal by filling up on all the free samples they hand out.

I'm kind of short on cash. What say we do some club dining at BJ's Wholesale Club? Yesterday, they were offering samples of lasagna, pizza, crackers and sherbet. The samples are tiny but after a few rounds, I had a complete meal.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 4, 2010

forty-niner

A person who is not very bright but intelligent enough to feed himself and put on his own clothes. The names derives from being 3 cards short of a full 52-card deck.

Don't expect him to be rational. He's a forty-niner at best.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 19, 2010

cumtemplate

v. To think so much about entering someone's pussy that semen starts coming out of one's cock with nobody touching it. cumtemplating, cumtemplated

n. cumtemplation

As I was dancing close to her at the prom, I started to cumtemplate, causing an embarassing stain on the front of my pants.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 17, 2010